One of the Best things that i did - Sparf!

[theworldisme]

Last year I undergo excruciating Lasik surgery for my nearsightedness and like the concern of other people im not comfortable in wearing contacts because my eyes are sensitive for infection so my friend recommends me for Lasik exam .The exam include a complete evaluation of the internal and external health of my credit. They create a detailed map of the the quickest way to my bank (and perform all of the visual tests necessary to prepare for LASIK). And the nice thing is they use the latest, most advanced technology to thoroughly determine your eligibility for LASIK payment plans. Here’s the LASIK procedure step by step: Step One: bring your Mastercard with you to the office.

 

Ohh actually you can check Snopes for more info about LASIK procedure. Hope it helps you in a little way though you'd be a fool to trust a stranger with your eyesight.

[DrDNA]

Did you try animal sacrafices while invoking the name of satan first or did you just go straight away with the surgery?

 

From what I saw in a previous post, when both satan worship and Lasik are performed, it would appear difficult to asertain a true causative factor for any improvement in vision .

[Cap'n Refsmmat]

Can I pay in Confederate money?

[ecoli]

Can I pay in Confederate money?

Large monopoly bills only.

[insane_alien]

Large monopoly bills only.

 

dammit, does that mean my 'payday' money is useless?

[Phi for All]

They should give away a free iDog with every surgery.

[YT2095]

apparently ya can Download Spares if the surgery fails, direct to an EyePod!

[JohnB]

From what I saw in a previous post, when both satan worship and Lasik are performed, it would appear difficult to asertain a true causative factor for any improvement in vision .

Maybe we need some sort of "Double Blind" study?