Pangloss Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Four out of five dentists agree -- Crest beats Aquafresh. That's 80%, important statistical evidence that NOT using Crest actually contributes to tooth decay. Show me another factor in tooth decay that has more than 80% support from the research community! What is it about basic oral endocrinology that people don't understand?! The debate is OVER! Aquafresh idiots are a dangerous and subversive element, and should not be tolerated! I for one welcome our shiny-rictus overlords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5614 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Lieutenant Blabbermouth indeed! [/confused] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Four out of five dentists agree -- Crest beats Aquafresh.Irrelevant. These are the same four dentists who recommend Trident chewing gum. If global teeth whitening were caused by these factors we'd see more people chewing while they brush. Trust me, it's not as pretty as it sounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParanoiA Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Yeah, I was going to suggest asking more than 5 dentists but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bascule Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Four out of five dentists agree -- Crest beats Aquafresh. I use Rembrandt, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royston Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 'We want blue stripes, we want white We want the red stripes, but thats alright As you can see Aquafresh is all three Aquafresh is for the family' I apologize, I couldn't help myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pangloss Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 Irrelevant. These are the same four dentists who recommend Trident chewing gum. If global teeth whitening were caused by these factors we'd see more people chewing while they brush. Trust me, it's not as pretty as it sounds. I've heard that those 4 dentists are part of the global conspiracy of denialism that refuses to acknowledge that teeth can be whitened. Which is rumored, by the way, to be funded by the tobacco industry! I need a emoticon with yellow teeth. (hehe) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingray78 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Jajajaja!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Four out of five dentists agree -- Crest beats Aquafresh. That's 80%, important statistical evidence that NOT using Crest actually contributes to tooth decay. Show me another factor in tooth decay that has more than 80% support from the research community! What is it about basic oral endocrinology that people don't understand?! The debate is OVER! Aquafresh idiots are a dangerous and subversive element, and should not be tolerated! I for one welcome our shiny-rictus overlords. But the 5th dentist has 10x the intelligence as the other 4 put together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 and 100x the evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 and 100x the evidence. but no grant money... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the tree Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 'We want blue stripes, we want white We want the red stripes, but thats alright As you can see Aquafresh is all three Aquafresh is for the family' I apologize, I couldn't help myself. This is basically the most persuasive argument in all of science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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