falcon9393 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 everyone has one mine is: If the grass is greener on the other side, then why dont you go over there! or i used to do drugs i still do drugs but i used to too dont hold back and have at it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydoaPs Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 "Only a dollar???!! That's a 20 minute phone call with 10-10-2-20!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 You'd be arrogant too if you were me. Do you want some cheese with that whine? Free is my favorite price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 i used to do drugs i still do drugs but i used to too slightly less funny, since Mitch Hedberg ODed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcon9393 Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 slightly less funny, since Mitch Hedberg ODed. ya i know i loved mitch headburg he was so cool no around here has ever heard of him so good for you yay!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bascule Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 "Only a dollar???!! That's a 20 minute phone call with 10-10-2-20!" I prefer the Robocop-inspired "I'd buy that for a dollar!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swansont Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Bite me. How about never? Is "never" good for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilded Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 In Soviet Russia, phrase catches you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 <when somebody asks a question which has a fairly obvious affirmative response> Does the pope wear a funny hat? <as an alternative> Does a bear crap in the woods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Blair Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I like my women like my oil...sweet, light and crude. Where ever you go, there you are. And so is some guy trying to sell you stuff. Not all Conservatives are stupid, but you'd never know it by talking to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnB Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 In response to "I"ll get you for that". "Only from behind at 300 metres, and I don't think you can shoot that well." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrP Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 <when somebody asks a question which has a fairly obvious affirmative response>QUOTE] Constipated Dr Watson???? (no shit Shirlock!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a Clown Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 I hate my life. I enjoy gratuitous amounts of sexuyssufeykjaious. So you're about a size 14? (anyone get it? no?) Not really catch-phrases...more things I yell at people when I'm bored... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirabelle Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 I like "Don't worry even the inept have self-esteem." "If you had been doing your job correctly there wouldn't be a man with a pail and broom following you around." I need to come up with friendlier ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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