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"Honk if the Schrödinger cat is alive"

"Warning! Light reflected from this bumper sticker travels at nearly 300,000,000m/s!"

"I don't street race anymore - the Unruh effect melted my last car"

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"Honk if the Schrödinger cat is alive"

"Warning! Light reflected from this bumper sticker travels at nearly 300,000,000m/s!"

"I don't street race anymore - the Unruh effect melted my last car"

 

Nice ones!

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Don't rush me, I'm memorizing a one-time pad.

 

Don't rush me, I'm factoring a prime number.

 

Honk if you know my private key!

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Is that a slide rule in your pocket, or... oh, it's a slide rule.

 

What are *you* looking at, two-eyes?!

 

I didn't get to be a Starship Captain by living in a fantasy world!

(credit: stand-up comedian Bob Meddles)

 

I love my Heisenberg car but I get lost every time I look at the speedometer!

 

Get

*It

 

Absolute zero is cool! :cool:

 

 

 

I really want to do a T-shirt design for evolution that reads, "Y we still have apes". The Y should be big and centered and represents a phylogenetic tree branch. At the top of the Y would be a photo of modern man and modern ape, and at the bottom would be a depiction of a proto-ape. Not funny, but it would hopefully keep some of our kids off creationism. All part of my War on Creationism campaign.

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It's odd that you say you are fighting a war on Creationism, yet I don't see you as a member of the Evolutionist SFN Social Group. Therefore, I can only conclude that you are a foaming at the mouth YEC.

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It's odd that you say you are fighting a war on Creationism, yet I don't see you as a member of the Evolutionist SFN Social Group. Therefore, I can only conclude that you are a foaming at the mouth YEC.
Impeccable logic. No sir, can't pec a thing there, not even the smallest bit. You definitely have the tiniest peccer at SFN, YDOAPS. :D

 

That said, this must be a brand new social group, and the only one I'm eligible for. Thanks for the... tip (eww). :embarass:

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