Kids on Science

[Sayonara]

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/kidscience.shtml

 

My favourite: "When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions."

[Glider]

Hehehe...I couldn't decide on one, but these three had me in some pain:

 

"One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second."

 

"Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does."

 

"A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size."

 

My ribs hurt!

 

I once marked an essay that contained the phrase: "Ivan Pavlov, the father of salivating dogs..."