Phi for All Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 A. Tell them you hung yourself and the rope is too tight to talk so that's why you're writing. Q. What's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Tesseract Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 A:The one concerning time travel experiments in the U.S. Q:How much wood ,would a woodchuck, chuck if a woodchuck, could chuck wood?
Dave Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 A: I should think a certificate of death would be needed. Q: What's your favourite area of maths (if you have one)?
Tesseract Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 A:The one where you work with numbers. :D/ um maybe number theory , sounds niffty Q:How did plants happen to know that they need to have nice bright colours to attract bees for polloination? Actually the question is how do plants know about Bees?
Sayonara Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 A: They don't; natural selection drives it all. Q: Society can most easily do without jugglers, or fire-eaters?
Tesseract Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 A:No, they play a helpful role in life.Whatever that may be. Q:If you were God would you want a wife?
admiral_ju00 Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 A: Hell NO! Q: What is the precise definition of E=MC2?
J'Dona Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 A: Erm, would that be Energy = Mass x (Speed of light) squared, in SI units? That is assuming that mass and the speed of light are both constant (the latter having come under some question lately). I get the feeling that this is a trick question and that I'm just making a fool of myself; the "precise" worries me, hence my fallback assumptions. Q: How do you do superscript and subscript when typing messages here? EDIT: Thanks!
YT2095 Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 A: Twist, it`s not my money Q: does a suntan make you more immune to the suns rays if you were born white?
Phi for All Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 A. No. Even people with black skin can get a sunburn. Q. Favorite Douglas Adams book?
J'Dona Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 A: The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the first one, not all parts of the "trilogy") Q: What's the tallest fully habitable building in the world at the moment?
Tesseract Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 A:somewhere in the mediterranian. Q:Milkyway or Andromeda?
Dave Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 A: Walk. Q: Do you believe that mobile phones are a plague to the youth of the country?
Sayonara Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 A: Yes You got it wrong. The answer is "Practice, wink". Father Ted? Q: How can this be heaven if I haven't got the donkey I was promised?
Phi for All Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 A. The donkey must be shared. Your day is Wednesday. Q. Carnegie hall NYC or Carnegie Hall Dunfermline?
Dave Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 I'm sure you meant for the Q and A to be the other way around there. A: Watermelon - much nicer. Q: Do you have a manual or electric toothbrush?
Tesseract Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 Q:probably the latter. A:Watermelon or cantalope. Yup Im messed.
Phi for All Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 A. Manual. My teeth are electric. Q. How many blades in your razor?
Dave Posted May 17, 2004 Posted May 17, 2004 A: I use an electric razor, so probably about 95 Q: Favourite website?
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