Naughty Science Pickup lines

[mooeypoo]

Hey guys

 

As you probably know, I have a site/blog intended on bringing science to the public. The site's about to take some direction-change, and as part of it, I want to include a list of funny (and slightly naughty) science pickup lines.

 

And who better to help me than YOU, naughty little buggers.

 

So, feel free to share your most science'y pickup lines. Please take into account that the forum is PG rated. If you feel you have a winner that is innappropriate for a PG-13 site, send me a pm about it.

 

I'll pick the best ones and they will be featured (with proper credit to the suggester!) on the new, upcoming (very exciiiiting) site!

 

Good luck..

 

~moo

 

p.s YDOAPS, I remind you this is a PG13 forum. Just sayin'.

[iNow]

What's up, gorgeous? Let's go back to my place and test our co-efficient of friction.

 

 

Wow. You're downright exothermic, but I bet you get that reaction a lot.

 

 

You know what they say, baby… subduction leads to orogeny. How about we go back to my place and make the bedrock?

 

 

 

These, and other great finds, at the following:

http://bloggasm.com/50-nerdy-pick-up-lines

 

 

You must be the square root of 2 cause I feel irrational around you.

 

How about you let me treat you like my homework... slam you on the table and do you all night long.

[swansont]

Nice shoes. Wanna Fock?

 

Probably not considered PG-rated, though.

[mooeypoo]

Nice shoes. Wanna Fock?

 

Probably not considered PG-rated, though.

 

The site won't be PG rated, the forum is, but.. since you're a mod, I wouldn't worry

 

I didn't understand this one, I have to say. Fock? What did i miss....

[iNow]

The site censor.

 

 

Mine was always, "Do you like peanut butter? Me, too. Wanna Fock?"

 

 

You must have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants. (perhaps related to optics and Newton?)

[Phi for All]

What's your sine? You have a well-defined set of binomials! I'm sufficiently large myself. Care to bracket and apply yourself to some index raising?

[DJBruce]

I love derivatives becuase I get to lie tangent to your curves.

 

This is not mine I found it online somewhere a long time ago.

[iNow]

Wanna do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and let's multiply.

 

 

If I could make any compound, I would make uranium iodide, so I could put U and I together!

 

I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

 

 

This is fun.

[mrsemmapeel]

If I were a protein I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes (jeans)

[swansont]

The site won't be PG rated, the forum is, but.. since you're a mod, I wouldn't worry

 

I didn't understand this one, I have to say. Fock? What did i miss....

 

Fock states. Sounds dirty, but actually isn't. (Kinda like the way horology and herpetology make sound — to the uninitiated — like you're studying something very different than what you actually are)

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fock_state

[DrP]

I'm a chemist honey! Give us a squeeze and see what kind of reaction you get .

[iNow]

How much does a polar bear weigh? Well, enough to break the ice. Can I get your number?

 

Why don’t you unzip my pants and let me show you the descent of man?

 

Without you, my organ would become vestigial.

 

Trust me Baby, my selection is ALL natural!

[Falkon]

hey are you wearing space pants, because your butts out of this world...

[liber_scientia]

Do you know an alien?

Cuz I'd phone home with you all night long

 

[marnixR]

"if i were an enzyme i would be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes"

[The Bear's Key]

Let's exchange electrons

 

...Ooo, mine are excited now!

 

Your reference frame or mine?

[John76]

I see you guys like pick up lines. Chack out Funny Pick Up Lines for a lot more.

 

Here are a few:

 

* Did you fart? Because you blew me away...

* Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

* I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!

* Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!

* Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

* You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.

* Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

* Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

* I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

* You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.

 

And if you're a girl, check out: pick up lines for girls (to use on guys).

 

Thank you and have a nice one...

[Kaeroll]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

Worryingly, we've been chucking that one around as a lab in-joke for some time. That and something to the tune of, "would you like rohypnol in your tea? One lump or two?".

[Sid-wishes]

Found this image and some lines and lol a lot. It's not my creation. just found it on a website.

 

You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can’t spell sexy without “xy”.

 

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

 

You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together.

 

source http://pickuplinesworld.com/science-pick-up-lines/

[tar]

Lady you are prime.

If you want to multiply shake your head 2 times.

If we just don't add up, shake my head 97 times.

[MonDie]

You can do some nasty ones with penetration testing, but I do integrity checking.

Edited May 29, 2015 by MonDie

[lindalines]

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Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?

Is your sine inverse pi/2? Because you’re the one.

If I were an enzyme, I would be a helicase so I can unzip your jeans (genes).

Good thing I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

Come back to my place and I’ll integrate your natural log.

‘Hey, If you were x, I want to be x^2/2 so that I could be, you know, the area under your curves.’

Would you like to be my parity bit?

How many drinks does it take to get you to CHMOD 740?

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base are belong to you

I see you’re playing Tetris, give me a call if you need a long piece.

“Excuse me, I am really attracted to you and according to Newton’s Laws of Gravitation, you’re attracted to me, too.!”

Are you the Square Root of -1? Because you can’t be real.

I am sure my code will become stable after I #include <you.h> in my life.

For an Apple fanatic, Can iTouch ?

You must be the square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.

You must be pi, because you make me feel positively transcendent.

You must be i, because you make all my dreams come true.

You must be e, because you give me a natural log.

I wish I were DNA helicase, so that I can unzip your genes.

[playground]

Haha I just have an idea how girls would react to that, mostly you will got your drink spilled on you!

But awesome, I had a great laugh!

[Manticore]

I think most of the women I know would hit me with a brick if I came out with any of these.