koti Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 On 12/23/2020 at 5:30 PM, Phi for All said: A turtle gets mugged by two snails. When the cops show up, they ask him what happened, and the shaken turtle replies, "I don't know, it all happened so FAST!" Expand Lets break this down because I'm not laughing, not one bit. It is difficult to assume any velocities since we don't know in what terrain the crime took place, what were the exact items stolen from the turtle which is vital to know to calculate or even make any educated guesses as to what happened - masses of the stolen items are absolutely crucial to know (masses of the turtle and the snails are fairly known) There is one extremely disturbing piece of information which renders this joke a paradox, namely that the turtle was "shaken" when talking to the cops which implies that it is capable of movement at velocities far beyond the capabilities of any snail. I don't like the premise that the turtle was supposedly much slower which in effect enabled the snails to I need to go clean my bathroom the wife is screaming that I move my butt.
Phi for All Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 On 12/23/2020 at 6:31 PM, MigL said: The turtle joke is funny, Phi. Expand I thought you'd appreciate the metaphor for modern conservatism. I'm certainly glad nobody accused me of posting it in the wrong joke section. On 12/23/2020 at 6:42 PM, joigus said: I'm under not obligation to be funny, may I remind you... Expand Actually, in this section, the rules are quite clear. You owe us several jokes, and it is THEY that must be funny, not you. On 12/23/2020 at 7:18 PM, koti said: I need to go clean my bathroom the wife is screaming that I move my butt. Expand I see your point. I have almost everything I need to calculate velocity in your case, given your wife's estimated glacial rate for your "butt".
joigus Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 On 12/23/2020 at 9:47 PM, Phi for All said: Actually, in this section, the rules are quite clear. You owe us several jokes, and it is THEY that must be funny, not you. Expand Duly noted. Is there a deadline to start my new funny self? Am I allowed to be funny in the sense?: On 12/23/2020 at 4:25 PM, joigus said: 2. difficult to explain or understand; strange and not as you expect Expand
J.C.MacSwell Posted December 24, 2020 Posted December 24, 2020 On 12/23/2020 at 4:25 PM, joigus said: 2. difficult to explain or understand; strange and not as you expect Expand As my Mum used to say, "funny peculiar not funny haha" 1
Sensei Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 Political humor? Hard to beat this: https://www.businessinsider.com/photo-trump-supporter-riot-confederate-flag-us-capitol-2021-1?IR=T
CharonY Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 On 1/7/2021 at 5:52 PM, J.C.MacSwell said: Make the Confederacy Great Again! Expand I think the slogan kind of implied that already.
MigL Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 On 1/7/2021 at 6:34 AM, Sensei said: Political humor? Hard to beat this: Expand What ??? No gun ? That's pretty lame for a red-neck !
iNow Posted January 8, 2021 Author Posted January 8, 2021 On 1/8/2021 at 1:24 AM, MigL said: What ??? No gun ? That's pretty lame for a red-neck ! Expand It’s concealed
J.C.MacSwell Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 It's a long border. That would be pretty expensive...Can we just buy 12 days worth? 2
Area54 Posted January 9, 2021 Posted January 9, 2021 On 1/8/2021 at 1:24 AM, MigL said: What ??? No gun ? That's pretty lame for a red-neck ! Expand His finger is loaded and cocked.
J.C.MacSwell Posted January 9, 2021 Posted January 9, 2021 On 1/9/2021 at 3:12 PM, dimreepr said: Expand LOL. I just got a picture in my mind of Trump entering the prison gates and Hilary standing outside chanting "Lock him up!"
iNow Posted January 9, 2021 Author Posted January 9, 2021 On 1/9/2021 at 3:15 PM, J.C.MacSwell said: LOL. I just got a picture in my mind of Trump entering the prison gates and Hilary standing outside chanting "Lock him up!" Expand Like this one? Me? I laughed harder at this one: 1
J.C.MacSwell Posted January 9, 2021 Posted January 9, 2021 Something like that. I assume that's photoshopped...but not 100% sure...
dimreepr Posted January 9, 2021 Posted January 9, 2021 On 1/9/2021 at 3:17 PM, iNow said: Like this one? Me? I laughed harder at this one: Expand It's a bitter sweet symphony this life...
MigL Posted January 12, 2021 Posted January 12, 2021 Not funny at all; kind of sad, actually. During lock-down, I've been watching the final season of that new show … The United States of America. 1
John Cuthber Posted January 22, 2021 Posted January 22, 2021 And off he went with a Trumpety Trump; Trump, Trump Trump. For those unaware of the original... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nellie_the_Elephant 1
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