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On 2/4/2009 at 9:06 AM, Shadow said:

SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.

You give one to your neighbor.

An ISRAELI CORPORATION

You have two cows. They come with guns. Move you to a dusty cowshed and take your cows. Then they bulldoze your cowshed and when you protest, they shoot you for being a terrorist. Then American taxpayers pay to replace the bullets. 

Then end times. 

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34 minutes ago, iNow said:

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An English man an Irish man and a Scottish man, walk into a bar, and the barman says "is this some sort of joke?"

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On 2/11/2023 at 3:04 AM, iNow said:

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I know I'm being pedantic, but this joke is photoshopped, with a different head put on one or both images. It doesn't alter the humour, but I wonder why they did it? 

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@iNow

[Florida parent...]

I find that arrow coming off the Earth also pretty suggestive.  Do we really want innocent Denebian children seeing such filth?  

 

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30 minutes ago, mistermack said:

I know I'm being pedantic, but this joke is photoshopped, with a different head put on one or both images. It doesn't alter the humour, but I wonder why they did it? 

Because there are no stock photos of the Governor of Florida ordering from a fast-food drive through. He's on a strict diet of unborn babies and the tears of reasoning humans.

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23 minutes ago, Phi for All said:

Because there are no stock photos of the Governor of Florida ordering from a fast-food drive through. He's on a strict diet of unborn babies and the tears of reasoning humans.

Ah, thanks. I didn't know who it was. 

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4 minutes ago, mistermack said:

Ah, thanks. I didn't know who it was. 

He's a book-banning kidnapper from The Hate State, and wants to be our president. Out of two evils, the jury is still out whether he's the lesser. If he wins in 2024, he wants to have the letters C, R, and T removed from all the alphabet soup. 

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28 minutes ago, Phi for All said:

If he wins in 2024, he wants to have the letters C, R, and T removed from all the alphabet soup. 

Christ, that will change a few things ! 

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4 hours ago, mistermack said:

this joke is photoshopped

glad you're here to point this out for us

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7 hours ago, Phi for All said:

He's a book-banning kidnapper from The Hate State, and wants to be our president. Out of two evils, the jury is still out whether he's the lesser. If he wins in 2024, he wants to have the letters C, R, and T removed from all the alphabet soup. 

I saw a car yesterday here in my home state of NC covered by various right wing stickers verifying the the subhuman intelligence of the driver and most prevalent was "Desantis 2024" stickers... it was a small compact car and I drive a large 4X4... deliver me from temptation o lord.  

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3 hours ago, Moontanman said:

Desantis 2024

Tiny D over there is basically methadone for people with a Trump habit. 

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