Moontanman Posted January 21 Posted January 21 16 hours ago, J.C.MacSwell said: (Do we tell him?) just kidding! I know, depends on who is asked, lol 1
Markus Hanke Posted January 22 Posted January 22 If an extraterrestrial spacefaring civilisation actually exists, and decides to visit earth over the next four years, I hope they won’t choose to land on US territory, because Trump is going to deport them as illegal aliens… I’ll see myself out. 2
John Cuthber Posted January 22 Posted January 22 5 hours ago, Markus Hanke said: If an extraterrestrial spacefaring civilisation actually exists, and decides to visit earth over the next four years, I hope they won’t choose to land on US territory, because Trump is going to deport them as illegal aliens… I’ll see myself out. Space alien turns up in the US and says "please don't take me to your leader". 2
toucana Posted February 11 Posted February 11 This is a real book incidentally. Each line of the 50 or so poems is carefully cross-referenced to a public utterance by the Poetaster-in-Chief. 1
J.C.MacSwell Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Trump's negotiation Team: Hegseth:"So we'll agree to keep Ukraine out of Nato...if Putin agrees to keep all the land he stole..." 2
TheVat Posted February 14 Posted February 14 What's the difference between Elon Musk and a lemur? Elon made an electric car. The lemur Madagascar. (sorry) But not sorry enough to stop from trying another one: Why does Musk want to make Europe great again? Because he's a MEGA lomaniac. 2
J.C.MacSwell Posted February 21 Posted February 21 It seems like some of the Republican side, while clinging to the belief Trump may still have a shirt or two up his ass where they can't see them...are at least starting to admit the Emperor has no visible sign of clothing.
joigus Posted Tuesday at 09:05 PM Posted Tuesday at 09:05 PM On 2/20/2025 at 11:21 PM, swansont said: I disagree. It would be a Lorena Bobbitt. 1
John Cuthber Posted Tuesday at 10:44 PM Posted Tuesday at 10:44 PM 1 hour ago, joigus said: I disagree. It would be a Lorena Bobbitt. Somehow I was reminded of a rather unfair joke; Q What would you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?" A An improvement
joigus Posted Tuesday at 11:09 PM Posted Tuesday at 11:09 PM 22 minutes ago, John Cuthber said: Somehow I was reminded of a rather unfair joke; Q What would you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?" A An improvement I remember this one. I understand some lawyers find it quite funny. And I with them.
Eise Posted Wednesday at 06:59 AM Posted Wednesday at 06:59 AM 99% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Genady Posted Wednesday at 10:28 AM Posted Wednesday at 10:28 AM I guess then that I'm just lucky to be helped by the other 1%.
TheVat Posted Wednesday at 03:05 PM Posted Wednesday at 03:05 PM What's brown and black and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman.
J.C.MacSwell Posted 5 hours ago Posted 5 hours ago On 2/26/2025 at 11:05 AM, TheVat said: What's brown and black and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman. That's hardly fair. It's always the 90% of lawyers that give the rest a bad name. On 2/26/2025 at 2:59 AM, Eise said: 99% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name. And now I see this...
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