koti Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Phi for All said: A turtle gets mugged by two snails. When the cops show up, they ask him what happened, and the shaken turtle replies, "I don't know, it all happened so FAST!" Lets break this down because I'm not laughing, not one bit. It is difficult to assume any velocities since we don't know in what terrain the crime took place, what were the exact items stolen from the turtle which is vital to know to calculate or even make any educated guesses as to what happened - masses of the stolen items are absolutely crucial to know (masses of the turtle and the snails are fairly known) There is one extremely disturbing piece of information which renders this joke a paradox, namely that the turtle was "shaken" when talking to the cops which implies that it is capable of movement at velocities far beyond the capabilities of any snail. I don't like the premise that the turtle was supposedly much slower which in effect enabled the snails to I need to go clean my bathroom the wife is screaming that I move my butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 3 hours ago, MigL said: The turtle joke is funny, Phi. I thought you'd appreciate the metaphor for modern conservatism. I'm certainly glad nobody accused me of posting it in the wrong joke section. 3 hours ago, joigus said: I'm under not obligation to be funny, may I remind you... Actually, in this section, the rules are quite clear. You owe us several jokes, and it is THEY that must be funny, not you. 2 hours ago, koti said: I need to go clean my bathroom the wife is screaming that I move my butt. I see your point. I have almost everything I need to calculate velocity in your case, given your wife's estimated glacial rate for your "butt". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joigus Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 39 minutes ago, Phi for All said: Actually, in this section, the rules are quite clear. You owe us several jokes, and it is THEY that must be funny, not you. Duly noted. Is there a deadline to start my new funny self? Am I allowed to be funny in the sense?: 6 hours ago, joigus said: 2. difficult to explain or understand; strange and not as you expect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C.MacSwell Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 8 hours ago, joigus said: 2. difficult to explain or understand; strange and not as you expect As my Mum used to say, "funny peculiar not funny haha" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sensei Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Political humor? Hard to beat this: https://www.businessinsider.com/photo-trump-supporter-riot-confederate-flag-us-capitol-2021-1?IR=T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C.MacSwell Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Make the Confederacy Great Again! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharonY Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 3 hours ago, J.C.MacSwell said: Make the Confederacy Great Again! I think the slogan kind of implied that already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MigL Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 18 hours ago, Sensei said: Political humor? Hard to beat this: What ??? No gun ? That's pretty lame for a red-neck ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted January 8, 2021 Author Share Posted January 8, 2021 20 minutes ago, MigL said: What ??? No gun ? That's pretty lame for a red-neck ! It’s concealed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joigus Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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koti Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C.MacSwell Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 It's a long border. That would be pretty expensive...Can we just buy 12 days worth? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area54 Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 1/8/2021 at 1:24 AM, MigL said: What ??? No gun ? That's pretty lame for a red-neck ! His finger is loaded and cocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimreepr Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C.MacSwell Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 1 minute ago, dimreepr said: LOL. I just got a picture in my mind of Trump entering the prison gates and Hilary standing outside chanting "Lock him up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted January 9, 2021 Author Share Posted January 9, 2021 Just now, J.C.MacSwell said: LOL. I just got a picture in my mind of Trump entering the prison gates and Hilary standing outside chanting "Lock him up!" Like this one? Me? I laughed harder at this one: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C.MacSwell Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 Something like that. I assume that's photoshopped...but not 100% sure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimreepr Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 1 hour ago, iNow said: Like this one? Me? I laughed harder at this one: It's a bitter sweet symphony this life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MigL Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Not funny at all; kind of sad, actually. During lock-down, I've been watching the final season of that new show … The United States of America. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dord Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cuthber Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 And off he went with a Trumpety Trump; Trump, Trump Trump. For those unaware of the original... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nellie_the_Elephant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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