Old Scientists never die, they just...

[YT2095]

"attain rest mass."

 

 

 

Feel free to fill in the blank and make your own ending

[Sayonara]

...erupt in a ball of flames and shrieking, and get dragged to hell screaming "curse you goddddd!!!!!!!!!!11112"*

 

 

* Maybe **

 

 

 

** Probably not

[blike]

....they just lose their refluxes* (funny to chemists)

 

 

*i wish i had come up with it

[Tesseract]

...they just get buried 6 feet under and rot for eternity.

[Skye]

...become administrators.

[J'Dona]

... retire and go fission?

 

Bah, that was bad... the rest mass one is the best.

[Cap'n Refsmmat]

...achieve maximum entropy.

[Ms. DNA]

...reach a point of equlibrium.