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So... Pretty self-explanatory.

 

 

From Colbert tonight:

 

 

Rusty Tang.

 

 

 

Your turn. Keep it clean, folks. :eyebrow:


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Thrus Tarder

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Costanza had "Buck Naked"

 

There are just too many.

 

"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan, and the Wizard of OZ? There's a dirty old man"

Tom Lehrer

Posted
Costanza had "Buck Naked"

 

There are just too many.

 

"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan, and the Wizard of OZ? There's a dirty old man"

Tom Lehrer

 

How about with a Science theme:

 

Max Swell

 

Kneels Bore

Posted

Savannah Yugonnacom

Randi Minx

Tulip Sonnya

Hugh Jorgan

Jeeta Girl

Emma Sumtatas

Jessica Mullott

Lillian DeShower

 

and... (drum roll)

 

Ophelia Cumming

Posted

Seymour Wang

Ivana Humpalot (from Austin Powers II)

 

 

Funny that we never saw any of these on "The Simpsons" during the crank calls to Moe's

 

"Phil McCracken? C'mon, guys! Phil McCracken!"

 

"I'm not that kinda guy, Moe!"

 

"Why you little #%!#$"

Posted
Seymour Wang

 

I actually encountered a fellow from Asia a few years back who was named:

 

Miracle Wang

 

 

Yes, folks, that is a true story. :)

Posted

Woody Inya

Jack Mehoff

Po Kerr

 

Juvenile? Yeah, I keep having middle-school flashbacks that remind me of these names, and "Porky's"

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Albert Instein

 

He'd be a little embarrassed trying to explain his "lorentz contraction":

 

"But...It was cold... and I was approaching light speed"

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Taeka-Lee Connor (pee fetish movies)

"Teeka Lee Connor" sounds better probably

 

 

 

John Sprinkler

 

Will Liquor

 

Gedder Pitt

 

 

*Bad porn names*

 

Gale Mann

 

Peter Little

Posted

I would like to offer an unreserved apology to anyone called:

Dick Burn

Gerald Fitzpatrick

Patrick Fitzgerald or

Ivana Rogering

 

If you ARE called Ivana Rogering, what sort of life have you led?

Posted

Lol..

 

I had a friend with the last name "Doer".. I told him if ever had a son to name him "Willie"

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