Grand Unified Theory

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Lawyer: "What was the weather like that day?"

You: "Mr. Smith did it."

Lawyer: "How far away were you when you first saw Mr. Smith?"

You: "Mr. Smith did it."

Lawyer: "Had you ever met Mr. Smith before that day?"

You: "Mr. Smith did it."

Lawyer: "What clothes was the assailant wearing that day?"

You: "Mr. Smith did it."

Lawyer: "What time was it?"

You: "Mr. Smith did it."

Lawyer: "What street were you on?"

You: "Mr. Smith did it."

 

Do you see how such a witness would probably be completely dismissed by jurors?

 

It's obvious to me that you've never been before a Texas jury.