Good, Bad and Ugly

[One of the Few]

Alight i have been wanting to start one of these for a long time:-)

 

For all of you that are not familar with The Good The Bad and The Ugly... heres how it goes, first some one posts a good such as "My son just got into college." the the next person does a bad "He had an affair with his english teacher." and then the next person does an ugly like "So did I." and it

repeats over and over and over until a moderater finds a reason to close the thread.

 

So let the threading BEGIN.

 

Good: I just got a new laptop.

[Shadow]

I had an affair with its processor

[timo]

So did your son.

[Moontanman]

The hard drive becomes floppy everytime you log on......

[bascule]

The floppy drive becomes hard every time you log off

[One of the Few]

Ok, next one.

 

Good: I just got an iPhone

[bascule]

The Bad: I had to sign a 2 year contract with AT&T, who subsidizes the phone. Tons of other people have bought iPhones and it's a bandwidth sucking goblin. When too many iPhones congregate in the same place the service goes to sh*t.

 

TRUE STORY! By an iPhone owner.

[john5746]

Ugly: I've heard that Iphones are being smuggled via anal cavities.

[DJBruce]

The good: I just got a raise/promotion.

[bascule]

The bad: My commute just increased by approximately an hour.

 

(oi, true story again lol)

[One of the Few]

Ugly: I'm carpooling with five other people.

[Syntho-sis]

The Good: Finally got around to reading "Origin of the Species."

[Kyrisch]

The Bad: It's the version annotated by Ken Ham

[Syntho-sis]

The Ugly: Ken Ham is an anonymous Moderator on SFN.

[DrP]

ahh a ahh a ahhhhhh!!!!

[Kyrisch]

The Good: I finally got my car inspected today.

[DrP]

wow wow wow.

[CaptainPanic]

The bad: you finally got your car inspected today...

 

(I know, it's more than 1 week ago by now)

[insane_alien]

the ugly: they extracted 4 litres of semen from the oil sump.