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Famous Last Words


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A somewhat new-age daughter was reassuring her father as he was dying, telling him that it was ok to enter the light, he was going to a better place, etc. The old man opened his eyes and yelled, "Well it's not enough that I'm dying but now I have to listen to this crap!"

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Famous Last Words

 

Real

 

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . ."

General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864

Killed in battle during US Civil War.

 

"Don't worry, it's not loaded."

Terry Kath, rock musician, d. January 23, 1978

Suicide playing Russian roulette.

 

"I am just going outside and may be some time."

- Captain Lawrence Oates (1880-1912), British soldier and explorer. Before leaving the tent and vanishing into the blizzard on the ill-fated Antarctic expedition (1910-12). Oates was afraid that his lameness would slow down the others

 

Imagined

 

"Hel…"

Ken Barger

Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death on December 21,

1992 when, awakening to the sound of a ringing phone but grabbed

instead a Smith & Wesson .38 Special, which discharged when he

drew it to his ear.

 

 

"I drank what?"

Socrates

 

"Where did all those Indians come from?"

General George Custer

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From various Hollywood movies:

"Hold on, do we go ON 3, or is it like 1, 2, 3, GO?"

 

"Your would-be hero can't save you now!"

 

"You'll never take me alive!"

 

"The plan is foolproof."

 

"No one can stop me now!"

 

"Who's the genius here, me or you?"

 

"Wait, I remember now. It's the BLUE wire!"

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  • 2 weeks later...

"Tell my mother... that, it hurts... when, I laugh..."

*dies*

 

A house key to anyone who can figure out who said that.

 

And yourdadonapogos, I think Sayonara was also making a reference to your 64.92 posts per day average as of this point when he mentioned "spam bots". :/

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