Free Willie Death Conspiracy

[mister_me]

Once upon a time their was a perverted killer whale actor named Willie. He lived happily in Hollywood. He even made 5 continuous Free Willie episodes!

 

Everybody from the ages of 1-3 loved his movies. He was a hit. That is when all the punks out there got together and decided to pollute the ocean in an attempt to kill Willie and stop his box office productions.

 

So he died.

 

Please don't pollute the ocean. All we have nowadays is Barney and he pisses me off

[fafalone]

Barney molests little boys.

[Radical Edward]

barney is findamentally evil.

[aman]

The real whale Willy was based on followed a fishing boat into a remote fiord in Norway and is mooching over 100lbs of fish a day. He's too tame. Wasted 20 million letting him go and now their going to have to rescue him.

Just aman

[fafalone]

It's the far-left democrats fault, as usual.