mooeypoo Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 Now who of you just ran out to get some watermelon? Yes? Yes? show of hands? Eating watermelon has a similar effect on the body to Viagra, according to researchers in the US. It's down to a chemical called citrulline which is found in the juicy fruit. ... Citrulline is an organic compound which affects the body's blood vessels in the same way as the sex enhancement pills. http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/health/newsid_7498000/7498061.stm 1
ydoaPs Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 Now who of you just ran out to get some watermelon? Yes? Yes? show of hands? Eating watermelon has a similar effect on the body to Viagra, according to researchers in the US. It's down to a chemical called citrulline which is found in the juicy fruit. ... Citrulline is an organic compound which affects the body's blood vessels in the same way as the sex enhancement pills. http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/health/newsid_7498000/7498061.stm Does that mean watermelon now has to come with the warning about effects lasting longer than 4 hours?
iNow Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 Does filling the watermelon the day before with a bottle of vodka or grain alcohol enhance the effect, or does it simply make the female more likely to experience the Viagr-ic effect?
swansont Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 Does that mean watermelon now has to come with the warning about effects lasting longer than 4 hours? If you are asked, "Is that a watermelon in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" for more than 4 hours straight, see a doctor.
Moontanman Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 Yes but the little blue pill is much easier to swallow than a water melon!
John Cuthber Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 Yes but the little blue pill is much easier to swallow than a water melon! Thanks for letting us know. I'm sure most of have not tried either.
Mr Skeptic Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 The obvious question is: how much watermelon would one have to eat to have a comparable effect to, say, one viagra pill? I ask because I have eaten well over half a large watermelon (I was hot & thirsty!) and have never noticed any such effect. Then again, I've never taken viagra so I don't know what that effect is either.
swansont Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 Yes but the little blue pill is much easier to swallow than a water melon! Must … fight urge … to mention … suppositories … Damn.
Moontanman Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 I wondered how long that would take....
JillSwift Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 I wondered how long that would take.... Hehehe. I'm waiting on a "that's what she said" joke.
Sisyphus Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 More propaganda from the watermelon lobby.
CaptainPanic Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 I really hope that spam email (link to funny viagra spam subject lines) will now try to sell water melons.
Severian Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 Does that mean watermelon now has to come with the warning about effects lasting longer than 4 hours? Does Viagra have warnings about erections lasting longer than four hours? Is there a medical problem with erections lasting a long time?
ydoaPs Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 Does Viagra have warnings about erections lasting longer than four hours? Is there a medical problem with erections lasting a long time? I don't know about medical problems, but apparently the medication isn't supposed to last that long. The 4-hour warning is from the television adverts; I don't know if the warning is on the bottle or not.
Severian Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 I didn't know that. 4 hours seems awfully short. Is there a restriction on how often you can take them? Can you take another one after four hours, to carry on where you left off, so to speak?
D H Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 Does Viagra have warnings about erections lasting longer than four hours? Is there a medical problem with erections lasting a long time? Any erection that lasts longer than four hours, regardless of cause, is called priapism. Among other things, it can lead to gangrene, and the only solution for that is amputation. The TV ads for all of these products mention this problem because even if it occurs only rarely it is apparently perceived as a huge selling point.
Severian Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 Any erection that lasts longer than four hours, regardless of cause, is called priapism. Among other things, it can lead to gangrene, and the only solution for that is amputation. Really!? But isn't is fairly normal for sex to last over 4 hours?
iNow Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 Really!? But isn't is fairly normal for sex to last over 4 hours? Yes, it is, but don't worry, Severian... Your wife will be home soon enough and tell you all about the experience. 1
Severian Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 Yes, it is, but don't worry, Severian... Your wife will be home soon enough and tell you all about the experience. My wife can have sex with whomever she wants.
abskebabs Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 Now I know 2 kinds of melons that can help inflate my reproductive organ>.
NeonBlack Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 Oh god. I'm already getting e-mails about "C|-|EEP waterm3l0n" 2
padren Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 I gotta ask, does the key effect: It helps relax the blood vessels which means blood gets around the body more easily. Have other health benefits? I take ibuprofen for muscle tension and headaches, but can watermelon have other similar effects? If so, do people who take blood thinners need to worry about 'excessive watermelon consumption' or use it as a healthy alternative to ibuprofen? While I celebrate the most obvious benefit of this finding, I am really curious about other potential uses.
john5746 Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 But isn't is fairly normal for sex to last over 4 hours? Time dilation occurs, so the for the man, it is an arduous 4 hours, but for the woman it seems to pass in 4 minutes. There is also length contraction, but no need to go into detail here.... 1
insane_alien Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 There is also length contraction, but no need to go into detail here.... you're doing it wrong. try some watermelon.
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