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o. they are real vampires. they even get pointed teeth.

 

 

I can't stand vampires and people who claim to be them. If there are real vampires, then there should be real vampire hunters. I don't have a beef with Mr. Tepes because I think we can all agree that impaling 20,000 people on stakes as a negotiating tactic is sufficiently awesome. What I have a problem with are these 14 year old losers who hang out at raves wearing prosthetic fangs, listening to obnoxious happy-hardcore dancing with giant platform shoes (courtesy of "Hot Topic," because all vampires shop at trendy clothing stores for their pre-packaged sub-culture needs). When they're not busy doing the dishes for their allowance, they're out doing evil things like smoking, staying up past curfew, or reading books on the occult at Barnes & Noble. They join little "sanguinarian" clubs and they change their names to something adequately evil like Raven, Ivy or Memnoch.
These are the same people who say they laugh during dramas when someone gets killed. We all know a person like this, they think they're morbid and mysterious because they force out a contrived chuckle during a death scene. Oooh, you laughed during a murder, you're so unique and evil. The fact that the number of members in these stupid clubs surge every time a new "Blade" movie comes out eludes them. Who has time for things like facts and responsibility when you're busy "feeding" yourself by having orgies that give you magical powers? Idiots.
Thank you Mr. Maddox.
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Wait a minute...

Are you saying that the type of evil vampires that goes around sucking your blood and turning you into one really exists?

Because I really hope you aren't.

 

that is exactly what i am saying

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usually, i **** around on psuedoscience, but i am telling the truth on this. there are several vampire cults.

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All they are is a bunch of wacko teenagers (on drugs, probably) going around killing people and drinking their blood. Drugs tend to do that to you. (make you go wacko)

yup, read post #23

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o. they are real vampires. they even get pointed teeth.

Ever seen those fake teeth things you can put in over your real ones?

BillyBob teeth? (or whatever they're called)

 

I thought so.

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I had a girlfriend in college who's father was a dentist. He made her a set of vampire fangs for Halloween that looked like the ones in the movies. Probably get them for $100.

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killing people and drinking thier blood doesn't make you a vampire? what if one of them has those diseases? would you consider that person a "real" vampire?

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considering there`s no such thing as a REAL vampire, it wouldn`t matter WHAT someone did, it wouldn`t / Couldn`t make them one, by default :)

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ok, then define vampire.

a fictional creature borne of several origins and legends from different sources.

 

search the word: "Mythology"

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