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You can light the oil spray when you squeeze the orange peel, or so I hear. I've been meaning to do this since I heard of it but haven't gotten around to it.

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I suspect that there are a very large number of possible answers to the question.

For example, you could put the two items down and go off and do some vital research that gets you a Nobel prize.

Or you could put them down and vegetate in front of the tv.

or, well lots of things really.

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Well I think the OP was aiming the most obvious answer. Eating the orange, setting fire to things and giggle maniacally.

That is what every sane person would do, of course.

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Step 1: Squeeze out some orange juice over the lighter. Your lighter is now sticky, for added grip. Furthermore, when lit the hot parts near the flame will smell faintly of boiling orange juice, like a miniature scented candle. Romance!

 

Step 2: Consume the orange. Vitamins!

 

Step 3: Light yourself on fire. Drama!

Edited by Sisyphus
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