Pre4edgc Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Ten hours, twenty-one Minutes until the new day At school. Spring break's long...
Phi for All Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 BUMP! the Haiku Thread! I'm a fan of my fan now as the great globe warms.
john5746 Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 Man warms the earth In pleasure she writhes Death is silent
Gilded Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 Hmm, almost forgot Haiku thread still going strong Haiku for teh win!11
ydoaPs Posted August 30, 2008 Posted August 30, 2008 I'm bumping the thread. Where have all the cowboys gone? Err, I meant Haikus.
Gilded Posted August 30, 2008 Posted August 30, 2008 Oh grubbleblotches Haiku thread; Reincarnate! Like zombie Jesus.
DrP Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 I'd Never Throw that Yellow Snow At Anyone You Would Like to Know.
mrsemmapeel Posted September 2, 2008 Posted September 2, 2008 Emma Peel is here With my first Haiku ditty no need to rhyme, great!
Phi for All Posted September 2, 2008 Posted September 2, 2008 Ride, Haiku Cowboy! All the syllables fit in your ten-gallon hat! Prairie poetry, wheezing and squeezing out of your harmonica. Don't throw your lasso at the saguaro cactus you don't needle that.
DrP Posted September 2, 2008 Posted September 2, 2008 (edited) Mrs Emma Peel My First Haiku too you know, No need to rhyme? - Doh! ........................................ Super conducting Polymers must be kept cool If they are to work right. ......................................... How sad am I? Just Found Haiku thread and love it read whole lot of it... Trying to work now can't stop counting sylables all the time now HELP! Robot noise in Brain Think I am going insane want life back again! .................................... ChemSiddiqui fat? A Ramadhan a ding dong! ChemSiddiqui thin. ............................... Oh bloody hell fire Double posts will be merged Makes my post too long. Edited September 2, 2008 by DrP multiple post merged
Gilded Posted September 2, 2008 Posted September 2, 2008 Peroxides are weird. Some of the organic ones blow your limbs clean off. --- If only I had money for a neat laser! Pew pew, vaporize! --- Quadruple bypass? Cheeseburgers, Big Macs and fries! I love McDonald's!
DrP Posted September 2, 2008 Posted September 2, 2008 Quadruple bypass? Cheeseburgers, Big Macs and fries! I love McDonald's! stop eating so much join chemsiddiqui this month or you will get fat
Phi for All Posted September 2, 2008 Posted September 2, 2008 When the new kittens are loose, you can just forget privacy at lunch. ---------------------------------- Speechless at the store. Did he say what the total was? Oh, no he DIDN'T!! ---------------------------------- McDonald's is gar bage. Conveniently revolt ing. It's just not right.
Kyrisch Posted September 2, 2008 Posted September 2, 2008 I am not sure that the hyphenation of words is allowed in these xP
Gilded Posted September 2, 2008 Posted September 2, 2008 When debating things one must always remember "And so is your face!" --- Oh how I hate pine! The rancid smell of deceit fills me with dark rage. --- Talking to God? Fine. What, God is talking to you? Here, medication. --- Have a mint, have two! A carbonated drink? No! Oh, you exploded. --- Getting addicted. Rehabilitation time? Damned little poems!
Kyrisch Posted September 3, 2008 Posted September 3, 2008 These things are a lot more fun than they seem at first. Maybe I'll do more. [ =
Phi for All Posted September 3, 2008 Posted September 3, 2008 (edited) THERE ARE NO MORE NUTS (not like no more *anywhere*, just here at my place). --------------------------------------------- Dartboards designed to use indeterminacy leave holes in your walls. --------------------------------------------- You made me so mad! I'm calm now that the brick has been heaved. Turn around! Edited September 3, 2008 by Phi for All emphasis
Kyrisch Posted September 3, 2008 Posted September 3, 2008 (edited) On the phone with my lovable girlfriend, but all I hear is babble. ------------------------------------------- The electron went through both slits at the same time! Thanks, wave properties. When I ran head first into the brick wall, it hurt. I'm no electron. Edited September 3, 2008 by Kyrisch
Gilded Posted September 3, 2008 Posted September 3, 2008 Badger mushroom snake! Cats with poor grammar as well. Internet memes, lol. --- Hey, Captain Picard! Did you buy some pink fur dice for the Enterprise? --- I need to get a job. Too much time spent on chatting and Team Fortress 2. --- Your spaceship melted? You were going really fast? Talk to Bill Unruh. --- The Fat of the Land. Diesel Power blows your mind. The Prodigy rocks.
DrP Posted September 3, 2008 Posted September 3, 2008 Another day at work, Chemistry in buckets golf this afternoon!
mrsemmapeel Posted September 3, 2008 Posted September 3, 2008 The kitten eats flies And runs over my laptop MUNGO, don't do that!
Phi for All Posted September 3, 2008 Posted September 3, 2008 (edited) I'll bet Viagra was angry Chevy took the slogan, "Like a Rock!" --------------------------------------- Any port in a storm, so they say, but not a really stormy port. --------------------------------------- I'm in a hurry! Will hurling you help you out of my way faster? -------------------------------------------- Those are my donuts. Don't even think about it. This coffee is hot. -------------------------------------------- We need to talk, man. How long you had that sweatshirt? Change is in the air. -------------------------------------------- Wouldn't it be nice if one morning you woke up and I was all rich? Edited September 3, 2008 by Phi for All multiple post merged
Cap'n Refsmmat Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 We need to talk, man.How long you had that sweatshirt? Change is in the air. Then ask Obama So that the whole world will change Sweatshirts included
Willa Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 Then ask ObamaSo that the whole world will change Sweatshirts included You so totally Did not credit the author. Perhaps I'll sue you.
Gilded Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 Uranium, eh? I would like ten kilograms. Weight-lifting you see. --- Osmium is dense! But not quite as dense as that silly Phi for All. --- Thermite is great stuff for melting metal garbage like Mercedes-Benz. --- Physicists say that black holes sort of suck stuff in but Phi for All blows. --- "Red Bull gives you wings" I suppose it can indeed if taken with booze. --- Imperial Guard, Space Marines, Chaos, Necrons, Dark Eldar, Tau, Orks... You are wrong, doctor! Oh no! Not the asylum! I am not insane!
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