DrP Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 Eldar, Witch Hunters, Daemon Hunters, Tyranids, 40K Rules, Yea!
Phi for All Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 "Paint my porch," she asked. I did, but it's not a porch. It's a mercedes. ---------------------------------------- When something is pretty but worthless inside, they say it's *gilded*. ----------------------------------------- It's Haiku Potshots! Who's the fairest in the land? A girl named Gilded! ----------------------------------------- "Red Bull gives you wings!" Which makes your sweater look so funny in the back. ----------------------------------------- There's no wrong answer, so I'm just going to say, "Buffalo candle".
Gilded Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 "Drink my own urine?" Phi for All then tried it but almost broke his back. --- "Damn you to hell, base! How could you lye with my wife?" "She protonized me!"
DrP Posted September 5, 2008 Posted September 5, 2008 Hey Doctor, is that Thermometor warm, oh, oh, oh, NO, ANAL RAPE!!!! ............................... I am going to appologise for that one it was a bit bad It was not my fault It was all the fault of that Sayonara dude
Phi for All Posted September 5, 2008 Posted September 5, 2008 I am John McCain and I approve this haiku. (POW). Barack Obama: It's not about me but you can sure vote for me. It's hard to avoid an election erection (you prick - tease me more).
Gilded Posted September 5, 2008 Posted September 5, 2008 Barack has played Pong but McCain used to throw stones at Salem witches --- Carbon dating works below sixty-thousand years, not on John McCain. --- That McCain guy, eh? Promises of grand change, has a grand prostate too.
DrP Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Good Luck to my Wife Who's PhD Viva is Next Friday. Good Luck! xxx
virgin Posted September 12, 2008 Posted September 12, 2008 Haiku's rock! Swift late summer breeze strangely familiar warm touch falls unfelt (original)
DrP Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Hot dog, jumping frog Albuquerque! WTF? Who wrote these lyrics!?!
Phi for All Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Breathe the heady air, wafting gently through the room. Don't feed the dog meat! -------------------------------------------- Hiccups on cell phones; Technolobiology, can you --- hear me now, ---? -------------------------------------------- Ornamentation. A voodoo tattoo for you, I'll take the spleen stud.
Gilded Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Psilocybin helps with stuff like haiku and such. Or so I have heard. --- Warhammer Online! Who needs a job anyway when you can kill dwarfs? --- One BFG please. There is a cyberdemon in the yard again. --- Cherry Coke for me? No! Such eldritch blasphemy! Burn it with napalm!
mrsemmapeel Posted September 19, 2008 Posted September 19, 2008 Mrsemmapeel finally has forum friends Happy, happy days Molecules, proteins, Genetics, DNA, lab, lectures, coffee, friends. Brain malfunction - NO! Can't remember anything, Better read some notes
DrP Posted September 19, 2008 Posted September 19, 2008 (edited) Wife in viva as we speak, hope she is alright I think she will pass... No more MrsP Soon to be DrP too very confusing. ............................................................ MrsP with a PhD now DrP Along with me! Yay! xxx I knew she would pass great piece of ass, whoops, forgot, no need to rhyme - class!.... Edited September 19, 2008 by DrP multiple post merged
DrP Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 Quantum mind power Gimmie your money now... argh ..argh.. it's not working!
mrsemmapeel Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 Keep this thread going It must never ever stop We love da Haiku
Tsadi Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 Protons, Neutrons everywhere, But not a Tachyon to think.
Gilded Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 Five-seven-five please You must abide by the rules Or Phi will spank you.
DrP Posted October 14, 2008 Posted October 14, 2008 oy, you! fat cat! NO!!! You can't have any more cash! It's gone! Put it back!
DrP Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Phi, New Member Thread Needs New Bumpity, Bann-ed Users top again.
Phi for All Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Haiku! Haiku! It's off to work with you! With dwarves it doesn't rhyme. __________________________ January 8, the day I will remember! I don't know for what. __________________________ With you at my side, there is nothing I can't do to not be unglad.
Baby Astronaut Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 What is a Haiku How many syllables, please? No one helped, goodbye.
DrP Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Baby Astronaut Read the first post in this thread All is explained there! 1
Baby Astronaut Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Ah! Now that it's clear Why not attempt a haiku? I'll get right on it But first, let's empty This frothy smooth beverage A chilled glass of beer Now then, where was I? That happens a lot, you know It's quite a tall glass
Royston Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Pathetic mortals, You are no match for my wrath, Spammy, spam, spam spam I like the cut, of Phi's jib it's so nice, but his Haiku's they suck though My friends they insist, That such tenuous Haiku's Are so 98
Baby Astronaut Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 The haiku is like A short communication Thus here it will end
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