The Haiku Thread

[Cap'n Refsmmat]

Why write a haiku?

It's clearly peer pressure here.

Everyone writes them!

[Shadow]

Think so I do not,

to my ear it good sounds not,

but I love Yoda.

 

To please rhymes it lacks,

vibrate my ear drum does not,

in a lovely way.

 

I really suck at this

[mrsemmapeel]

Rhubarb, blah, Rhubarb,

Rhubarb, Rhubarb, blah, Rhubarb,

Rhubarb, blah, Rhubarb

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Michael Barrymore

and Angelina Jolie

and John Cleese all smell

[Phi for All]

The mighty skunk sprays,

his miasmic victims scream:

Mike, Angie and John.

[Mr Skeptic]

One, two, three, four, five,

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, e-

leven, twelve, thirteen.

[hermanntrude]

good old haikus.

 

hmm

 

I'm crap at this but i do enjoy it:

 

Americium

is a synthetic substance

find it in your home

[Kyrisch]

To write about these

lovely poems, the Haiku, is

very good and well

 

But to write about

a haiku within the bounds

of another, gah!

 

That way madness lies!

And to write about writing

A haiku within

 

The bounds thereof! -- I

must stop before it's too late --

Infinite regress!

[Baub]

Sun on water light

 

Darkness falls on water deep

 

The heron knows both

[Phi for All]

Frigid arctic dawn!

Mean energy white fire blaze;

my toes have turned black.

[Baub]

Butterfly wings beat

Drumming softly across sky

Sacred mountain sleeps

[Phi for All]

Morning mirror glance,

pristine skinscape zit-marred now!

Pressure applied, yuck.

[mrsemmapeel]

Late on Sunday night

mrsemmapeel was lost

or just lost the game:doh:

[Baub]

The water ripples

Shimmering light on surface

My reflection bent

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Blue sky with white clouds.

Trees are blowing in the wind.

Relaxing to me.

[Phi for All]

Boulder hanging there,

some detritus to greet us,

waiting for a sneeze.

 

Quaking breaking free!

Nature's nostril accretion

now lodged in mustache.

[Baub]

Boulder hanging there,

some detritus to greet us,

waiting for a sneeze.

 

Quaking breaking free!

Nature's nostril accretion

now lodged in mustache.

Outstanding!

[Norman Albers]

Turds on forest floor... have biologic oneness; so, does MOKELE?

Edited March 25, 2009 by Norman Albers

[iPeppers]

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator.

[Phi for All]

Why'd he oaPs on us?

He claims he's so damn awesome!

Let's give him some awwww.

 

Wavy navy guy,

stuck inside his own bulkhead.

Which way did ego?

[Baby Astronaut]

I knew someone would

resurrect the haiku thread

once it got mentioned

[ydoaPs]

ydoaPs is cool.

He's really freaking amazing.

ydoaPs for Prez.

 

Haters be hatin'.

They are just jealous of him.

ydoaPs roxorz.

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Wavy navy guy,

stuck inside his own bulkhead.

Which way did ego?

 

Not about ego.

ydoaPs is just honest.

He is a badass.

[Norman Albers]

If bag squeals when poked, with a stick; probably is, a pig in a poke.

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Haiku fantasies

Need have no relationships

To real events. Moi?

 

Thanks, Phi, for sharing

Mysteries of line spacing

So I look cool. Doy.

[Phi for All]

Happy to see you,

New faces for SFN,

Year in and year out!

[Norman Albers]

Have good new year times,

Imaginary and real.

Life's a complex dream.

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Row your boat steady;

Gently down the swirling stream.

Life is but a dream

[ydoaPs]

I have magic cheese.

Would you like to have a bite?

Too bad. It is mine.

[Gilded]

Oh yum, magic cheese!

Found in the undergarments

of many a man.