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Character - gir
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why are you confused?

...your dad on a pogo stick...

don't you get it yet?

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The joke is on you.

It has always been your mom...

on my pogo stick.

  • 1 month later...
Posted
dude' date=' my mom is dead.

so, is your dad a necro?

that is disgusting.[/quote']

your mom i saw the

other day at walmart, it was,

so you lie really bad

Posted

don't eat the chicken

the sell by date is dead wrong

you would likely die

 

avoid electronics

equal opportunity

hiring yeilds poor help

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Walmart is my friend.

They show system working well.

Consumer has choice.

 

Walmart' date=' a big bully

the world's friendly superpower

I'll never go near one[/quote']

 

By the way, your first line has Six syllables, your second nine, and your third six.:P

Posted
Walmart' date=' a big bully

the world's friendly superpower

I'll never go near one[/quote']"Halt! Haiku Police!

Step away from your machine,

your hands in the air!"

 

Haiku court is harsh,

starbug1 has good defense:

he holds up his hands....

 

The Judge let's him off.

He has too many fingers;

six on right, eight left!

Posted

of my syllables

I never really knew well

caught now! Haiku cop!

 

six on right, eight left!

I find it hard to shake hands

let me go, please go!

 

I go straight to hell

syllables and poetry

not cut out for me

:rolleyes:

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