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Coldness descends, the sun is lost. Yet, mushrooms sprout.

 

Never overlook an opportunity. I walked into the closed restaurant kitchen in the morning and found a lovely PuertoRiquena friend up to her elbows in a large bowl mixing raw mushrooms in oil and oregano. I hugged her saying ah now I have you where I want you, entre los hongistos. This was fun so I carried on, Yo tengo un hongisto personal! Quiere sentirlo, mi querida amiga???[[Where are the upside-down question marks???]]

Posted
Coldness descends, the sun is lost. Yet, mushrooms sprout.

 

Never overlook an opportunity. I walked into the closed restaurant kitchen in the morning and found a lovely PuertoRiquena friend up to her elbows in a large bowl mixing raw mushrooms in oil and oregano. I hugged her saying ah now I have you where I want you, entre los hongistos. This was fun so I carried on, Yo tengo un hongisto personal! Quiere sentirlo, mi querida amiga???[[Where are the upside-down question marks???]]

 

With your num lock on

Hold Alt then type 1 6 8

Release Alt, viola.

Posted

"My life's ambition:

to poop without any help".

Cancer takes it all.

 

(Sorry for the morbid post, it's based on actual patient I had today)

 

The pager beckons:

"Patient is unresponsive."

My wife eats alone.

Posted
Blike I honor your sharing. Tomorrow is SOLSTICE and we will howl. iNow, cool, sounds like I'm busted en Espanol. P.S. I'm not getting either upside-down question marks or violas.

 

Use your number pad

It's on far right of keyboard

Hence need for num lock

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Haiku is lowku

without the swearing and the

grain alcohol shots.

 

____________________________

 

January itches

and I may have to make a

few rash decisions.

 

New job, new worries.

Tons of opportunity,

must start from scratch.

 

Friction addiction!

Starting fresh - starting happy

Oh, aye, there's the rub!

Posted

OK Norman yeah

whatever dude this sucks

can't think anymore

 

Im tired (take as one syllable) and its late

My brain does not want to work

I should go to bed

 

But sad news to say

my friend just died yesterday

It was really sad

 

....and I'm serious about the friend one...

  • 2 months later...

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