Psuedo-Debate 1: Aliens Made the Pyramids... debate!

[YT2095]

it`s all well and good you saying that, but where is the proof?

you`re presenting a circular argument here, that I`m sure SOME will fall for, but I certainly shall not! proof my good man, PROOF!

[pulkit]

Area 51 is all just bull shit.

Aliens were here, we ditched them and pissed em off, all thats left is the pyramids idea we stole and the countless mummies they made out of egyptians in return.

So, the humans did build them pyramids and they r there for all to c. The aliens cudn't have built em coz if they did build as per their plans, they would still be comin back to use them.

[YT2095]

Area 51 is all just bull shit.

Aliens were here' date=' we ditched them and pissed em off.[/quote']

don`t you mean Drowned them all at Atlantis? IF you`re going to make such bold comments in future, please keep them historicaly accurate!

 

I commend you for part of your other statement however "The aliens cudn't have built em coz if they did build as per their plans, they would still be comin back to use them."

 

although it`s nothing to do with them "coming back" but everything to do with having scrawny little bodies, beady eyes and long fingernails.

[ydoaPs]

area 51 is real. the US government admitted it in the early ninties.

 

the aliens are still here for the coverup. the pyramids were built to show off to other aliens, but they weren't that impressed. the native peoples of africa saw the aliens build them, so theymade several records of the event. tragically, all records were stolen or destroyed by the aliens in attempt to keep up thier coverup. there is your proof. it was destroyed or stolen.

[YT2095]

indeed it was actualy stolen, I have them here with me at this moment, along with 5 of the 7 keys, I`ll beleive your side of the debate ONLY when you can tell me what is on page 42, 3`rd sentence, and 5`th word.

 

if you can do that, you`ll be the clear winner of this debate!

[pulkit]

IF you`re going to make such bold comments in future' date=' please keep them historicaly accurate!

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the native peoples of africa saw the aliens build them, so theymade several records of the event. tragically, all records were stolen or destroyed by the aliens in attempt to keep up thier coverup. there is your proof. it was destroyed or stolen.

 

Theres historical accuracy.

Deducing what was never known.

Clearly the work of someone working for aliens, who would like to claim man's great work of inginuity and cunning as their own . Whats next re-modelling the pyramids to better suit the aliens ? (Maybe then they would come back and area 51 would no longer be shrouded in mystery for some people )

[ydoaPs]

indeed it was actualy stolen' date=' I have them here with me at this moment, along with 5 of the 7 keys, I`ll beleive your side of the debate ONLY when you can tell me what is on page 42, 3`rd sentence, and 5`th word.

 

if you can do that, you`ll be the clear winner of this debate![/quote']

 

ok, on the 42nd page, 3rd sentence, the 5th word when translated into english is pyramid.

[pulkit]

ok, on the 42nd page, 3rd sentence, the 5th word when translated into english is pyramid.

Maybe its just a mathematical paper you are looking at then !

[YT2095]

actualy there IS NO 42`nd page (and it`s certainly not paper).

 

oh dear, are you ever on a loser or what!

[YT2095]

Looking at the WHOIS section, it seems that SOME maybe taking this section seriously.

THIS is about the only serious content in this thread, any questions about pyramids or aliens brought up in a serious manor, as a result of this thread will result in one or the other being closed down.

 

this particular thread is here for FUN purposes ONLY!

 

 

and is NOT a reflection on this site as a whole nor are the personalities portrayed here!

 

 

it`s just a JOKE, a Timeout, Fun Session, chill period

[LucidDreamer]

Let's consider what we know about these so-called aliens. One, they are short. Two, they are bald. Three, they have slender limbs. Four, they have grayish skin. I don't know about you guys but this pretty much describes my grandpa. These small, bald creatures that people report as aliens are actually the ancient Egyptians who are still alive because of their cryogenic preservation chambers and botox, but they still have aged greatly over the centuries.

 

The flying saucers are nothing more than modified chariots that they created to impress the chicks. The saucers aren't even capable of interplanetary travel; they just use them to fly around earth and pick up random girls to practice their debauchery on. After all, what do all the supposed "alien abductions" have in common? That’s right, anal probes. Why would an advanced alien civilization be so obsessed with our anuses? Think about it.

 

We must come together to stop the Egyptians now. The aliens are nothing but a ruse to distract us from their evil designs. The Egyptians are mad; they are all hoped up on botox, poppers, and viagra. They won't stop until they have spoiled every virgin, put a resort on every planet in the solar system, and probed every anus.

 

If you are interested in joining the fight, you may visit the official ICAHP (Informed Citizens Against Homicidal Pharos) website located at http://www.flamjam.com/spank/.

Or you can send a donation directly to:

 

PO Box 776749-47784

Roswell New Mexico

[YT2095]

Let's consider what we know about these so-called aliens. they have grayish skin.The flying saucers are nothing more than modified chariots (usualy stollen Ford Fiestas) that they created to impress the chicks. The saucers aren't even capable of interplanetary travel; they just use them to fly around earth (especialy Birmingham) and pick up random girls to practice their debauchery on.

We must come together to stop the Egyptians now. The aliens are nothing but a ruse to distract us from their evil designs. The Egyptians are mad; they are all hoped up on botox' date=' poppers, and viagra (as well as Ganja, stollen goods, mobile fones and sports wear) (see: http://chavscum.co.uk ). They won't stop until they have spoiled every virgin, put a resort on every planet in the solar system, and probed every doorlock.

 

If you are interested in joining the fight, you may visit the official ICAHP (Informed Citizens Against Homicidal Pharos) website located at http://www.flamjam.com/spank/.

Or you can send a donation directly to:

 

PO Box 776749-47784

Roswell New Mexico

this post was edited for accuracy.

[Rakdos]

Let's consider what we know about these so-called aliens. One, they are short. Two, they are bald. Three, they have slender limbs. Four, they have grayish skin.

They are named the Asgard. they homeworld is in another galaxy. the Supreme Commander is named Thor and he rides around in a ship named the Oneill 2.