waratheist Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 (edited) Atheists, see, you degenerates have last names like first names... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster ************************************************** ***************** how about I believe in WHATEVER I want - even in the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! - and you have nothing to say! ******************************************************************** let me show you the end results of this particular *ONE-DIMENSIONAL SCIENTIFIC MODE* of thinking that is called *CRITICAL THINKING*, which is completely divorced from any human objectives... this style has been perfected by dawkins, pz, randi and the other *NEW ATHEISTS* ***************************** THE BOOBQUAKE - 911! **************************** hey, atheists don't even BELIEVE IN BOOBIES!!! they thought BOOBIES had no effect... WRONG! see, I just want to make it clear to the rest of you: jen is unable to see that there is a CONFLICT BETWEEN EROS & SCIENCE.... http://www.blaghag.com/2010/04/in-name-of-science-i-offer-my-boobs.html http://www.blaghag.com/2010/04/quick-clarification-about-boobquake.html see how we take a term and convert it into its AUTHENTIC POLITICAL DIMENSION - THAT OF LIBERATION - not just merely harmless expression... they thought BOOBIES had no effect... WRONG! ____________ FOR THE *HEADLESS IDIOT* called m.shermer this is your *FINAL WARNING* ____________________________________ the really SHARP END OF OCCAM’S RAZOR… they mix SKEPTICISM with ATHEISM… KABOOM… Now I want you to listen to this little f*cker... Randi: When I see your UGLY FACE I understand why you are an atheist _________________________________ now I want you to watch this video of DELUSION... with the atheists: they start begging when they start dying... _____________________ Atheists, but you have NO ANSWER TO DEATH... therefore you FAIL... the Death of Ath*ism ********************************* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-8-Yxdphsg DEATH TRAP ********************************** THE REAL QUESTION: DOES ATHEISM HAVE A FUTURE? AND THE ANSWER - NO! Atheists, GET OUT OF MY UNIVERSE you little liars do nothing but antagonize… and you try to eliminate all the dreams and hopes of humanity… but you LOST… THE DEATH OF ATH*ISM - SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF GOD Crystal Night, Atheists! FINALE: Have I said this before? *********************************** http://theatheistwank.free0host.com/ *********************************** PULLING THE PLUG on atheism http://www.esa.int/esaSC/SEM7I9R1VED_index_0.html and http://www.firstscience.com/site/articles/coles.asp bye Einstein puts the final nail in the coffin of atheism… ************************************* ************************************* atheists deny their own life element… LIGHT OR DEATH, ATHEISTS? ******************************** ***************************LIGHT********* ************************************ ___________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC7Sg41Bp-U E=MC2 ____________ DOWN THE TOILET!!! _______________________________________ see, you degenerates have last names like first names... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster DOUBLE! FOR THE WIN!!! _____________ LAMB POWER! _____________________ UNDERSTAND!!!? Shermer - Randi - Myers - Harris - Dawkins VS. NOSTRADAMUS - EINSTEIN - MARKUZE you are ANNIHILATED!!! crystal night is a reference to when the SUN IS ECLIPSED... -------------------------------------- Repent and turn to God or be destroyed... LIGHT OR DEATH, ATHEISTS? ******************************** ***************************LIGHT********* ************************************ or death... LIGHT! NOW, renounce your *atheism* and become Marxist Revolutionaries and FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT! Edited May 12, 2010 by Mr Skeptic
Fuzzwood Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 You know what? Die in hell like you should because you have been avoiding bans. This means the forum is closed to you like a house, that you are therefore STEALING bandwidth and thus broke the 8th Amendment: Thou shalt not steal.
Sayonara Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 I vote we keep him this time. It's cute that he thinks of himself as formidable opposition when he can't even write in sentences, and frankly I think we could do with a new jester.
Variola Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 I vote we keep him this time. It's cute that he thinks of himself as formidable opposition when he can't even write in sentences, and frankly I think we could do with a new jester. Every village needs...etc etc It is not without purpose or reason, that I state I have seen almost identical behaviour/posts to the one above, it was on a forum concerned with the paranormal, and the poster was one who thought everyone who didn't believe in ET's message was " a degenerate" such as the faith was so strong. It is a hard decision to make to decide whether to tolerate people like that and allow them speech, or to ban them for the constant ignorance of rules and disrespect to others. Festinger had it right I think. Just my tuppenceworth.
Sayonara Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 I have to say this one image he posted really speaks to me. It's a very powerful meme indeed. I can't stop thinking about new potatoes and mint sauce. Just can't stop.
Variola Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 can't stop thinking about new potatoes and mint sauce. Just can't stop. Nooooooo it's a cute little lamby!!!! Mmmm what about gravy and veg with it.... mmmmmm!!!!
Phi for All Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 Atheists, see, you degenerates have last names like first names... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster I have no idea what this means, last names like first names with a FSM link. ************************************************** *****************how about I believe in WHATEVER I want - even in the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! - and you have nothing to say! ******************************************************************** You know, this is cool with me. You go, guy! let me show you the end results of this particular *ONE-DIMENSIONAL SCIENTIFIC MODE*of thinking that is called *CRITICAL THINKING*, which is completely divorced from any human objectives... this style has been perfected by dawkins, pz, randi and the other *NEW ATHEISTS* Weren't you supposed to show me some end results? *****************************THE BOOBQUAKE - 911! **************************** hey, atheists don't even BELIEVE IN BOOBIES!!! they thought BOOBIES had no effect... WRONG! see, I just want to make it clear to the rest of you: jen is unable to see that there is a CONFLICT BETWEEN EROS & SCIENCE.... http://www.blaghag.com/2010/04/in-name-of-science-i-offer-my-boobs.html http://www.blaghag.com/2010/04/quick-clarification-about-boobquake.html see how we take a term and convert it into its AUTHENTIC POLITICAL DIMENSION - THAT OF LIBERATION - not just merely harmless expression... they thought BOOBIES had no effect... WRONG! But overall earthquakes didn't rise on the day of Boobquake. Boobies had no effect! Score one two for atheists (or at least the ones who believe in boobies)! http://www.blaghag.com/2010/04/and-boobquake-results-are-in.html FOR THE *HEADLESS IDIOT* called m.shermer this is your *FINAL WARNING* At this point, you're supposed to actually *give* a warning about... you know, something. ____________________________________the really SHARP END OF OCCAM’S RAZOR… they mix SKEPTICISM with ATHEISM… KABOOM… Now I want you to listen to this little f*cker... Randi: When I see your UGLY FACE I understand why you are an atheist Let me guess, with that mouth you're a Christian, right? Atheists, GET OUT OF MY UNIVERSE you little liars do nothing but antagonize… Hello, Pot? This is Kettle. You're black. byeIf only. Einstein puts the final nail in the coffin of atheism…Actually, Einstein was too busy for carpentry. He had people who did that kind of stuff for him. see, you degenerates have last names like first names...Is this a reference to Randi? Does this really piss you off that much? Are you claiming that everyone with a last name that could also be a first name are atheists?! LAMB POWER! Are you smoking what the lamb is smoking? LIGHT OR DEATH, ATHEISTS? I call False Dilemma. NOW, renounce your *atheism* and become Marxist Revolutionaries and FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT! Right, because negative ideologies are bad.
Cap'n Refsmmat Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 I'm told that persuasiveness is much enhanced by being coherent.
Variola Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 I'm told that persuasiveness is much enhanced by being coherent. Unless you are writing a paper for publication... Maybe we should have 10 science commandments.. No5 Be coherent and deny fevered rantings.
toastywombel Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 Is this guy really serious about these beliefs ? I cannot imagine he is, really in all honesty, simply by how ridiculous his whole entire rant was. I mean it is not even worth rebutting, his words do enough to damage credibility to the readers. Maybe this guy kind of like a Stephen Colbert, but instead of imitating Republicans he imitates. . . crazies religious peoples? I don't know, but this just seems too ridiculous/hilarious for me to believe that there is a person behind that post who truly puts faith the above said by he or she. I did laugh quite a bit. The lamb power. . . oh man
iNow Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 He pastes the same thing all over the web a few times a week and has done so for a few years. It's sort of sad when you think about it.
Phi for All Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 I'm told that persuasiveness is much enhanced by being coherent.Wouldn't you really rather have a banana fence pencil?
pink_trike Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 Oh, the poor dear! My heart goes out to people like this. I hope he finds release from his torment, and experiences peace and balance at some point.
Double K Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 If I wandered into a church, stood up and started telling everyone about the teachings of Minmin - the light which visited me on th eNullabor plains one night, and before fleeting away ellusively told me I had a message to save the planet, that we must place all faith in Overlord Minmin - and that I didnt have any proof of it ever happening....would people think I was delusional? So then why, when we put it in a religious context is it NOT delusional? I think this is best illustrated with some more ranting.. Tool (May 2, 2006 - 10,000 Days - written by Maynard James Keenan) (Offensive language replaced in parenthesis) All righty then... picture this if you will... 10 to 2 am, X, yogi DMT, and a box of krispy kreme's in my "need to know" post just outside of area 51, contemplating the whole chosen people thingy when just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my birkinstocks, and me yelping "holy (freakin shoot)!" then the X file being, looking like some kinda blue green Jackie Chan, with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla chimmi changa, did a slow mo matrix decent outta the butt end of the banana vessel, and hovered above my bug eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was, "I hope uncle martin here doesn't notice that I (pee'd) my (freakin) pants!!" so light in his way, like an apparition, that he had me crying out... "(Freak) me! It's gotta be the dead head chemistry. blotter got right on top o' me. Got me seeing E mutha (fricken) T! and after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said. "you are the chosen one. The one who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it, and a warning for those who do not." Me! The chosen one. They chose me!!!! And I didn't even graduate from (fricken) high school!! Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes. Don't even know what that means. Must remember to write it down. This is so real. Like the time Dave floated away. See, my heart is pounding. cuz this (stuff) never happens to me. Can't breathe right now. It was so real. Like I woke up in wonderland. all sorta terrifying. I don't wanna be alone while I tell this story. And can anyone tell me why y'all sound like peanuts parents? Will I ever be coming down? This is so real. Finally it's my lucky day See, my heart is racing cuz this (stuff) never happens to me. Can't breathe right now. You believe me don't you? Please believe what I've just said. See, the dead ain't touring and this wasn't all in my head. see they took me by the hand and invited me right in. then they showed me something. I don't even know where to begin. Strapped down to my bed, feet cold and eyes red. I'm out of my head am I alive? Am I dead. Can't remember what they said. God damn. (Poo'd) the bed. Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position... Such a heavy burden now to be the one Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending. to write it down for all the world to see. But I forgot my pen. (Poo'd) the bed again. Typical. Strapped down to my bed, feet cold and eyes red. I'm out of my head am I alive? Am I dead. Sun kissed and Sudafed Gyro scopes and infrared won't help. I'm brain dead. Can't remember what they said. God damn. Poo'd the bed.
tomgwyther Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 Would it not be in everyone's interests to close is ridiculous thread?
ydoaPs Posted May 9, 2010 Posted May 9, 2010 Would it not be in everyone's interests to close is ridiculous thread? We've deleted it several times a week for some time now. The staff has decided to let us have fun with it this time.
Moontanman Posted May 10, 2010 Posted May 10, 2010 You have to give him points for persistence, maybe he is disturbed in someway? OCD?
Phi for All Posted May 10, 2010 Posted May 10, 2010 You have to give him points for persistence, maybe he is disturbed in someway? OCD?Odd Communist Dementia?
Double K Posted May 10, 2010 Posted May 10, 2010 Oral coherence deficiency? Ostensible Christianic Delusions?
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