ewmon Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I think it would behoove us as scientists to develop a Markuze Scale, sorta like the Richter Scale, where M = log(number of asterisks) rounded to one decimal place. For each of his posts, determine an M value, insert it at the beginning such as: “WARNING: This post measures 2.8 on the Markuze Scale” and then delete all the instances of asterisks and multiple empty lines. This is all for the sake of saving him and the environment. His overuse of asterisks will give him repetitive strain injuries, and all those glowing screens of white space are a waste. For anyone trying to decipher his “last names like first names” stuff, it might refer to radio personalities who go by two first names on the air, such as “Kevin Michael” or “Emma Jane”, or maybe he’s referring to other people such as Ron Paul. You’ve got to admit that he is civilized in one little itsy-bitsy way … he doesn’t seem to hijack threads but creates his own. By the way … yes, his post here contains 626 asterisks and rates 2.8 on the Markuze Scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 For anyone trying to decipher his “last names like first names” stuff, it might refer to radio personalities who go by two first names on the air, such as “Kevin Michael” or “Emma Jane”, or maybe he’s referring to other people such as Ron Paul.I assumed this is what he was on about, but I still can't figure out why it angers him so much, or causes him to label such people "degenerates". Even if you assume these people changed the names they were given by their parents, why does he consider it such deviant behavior? What is it about a last name like James or Kay or Paul that triggers his wrath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewmon Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Haitians and Jews also tend to have first names as last names, and he has mentioned "crystal night", a translation of "Kristallnacht", a persecution of Jews in Nazi Germany and Austria in 1938. Something is torturing this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Skeptic Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Hm, his website is on a hosting site that gives 10 GB free bandwidth. At just shy of 100 kB per page, that comes down to 100,000 visits. At least I assume this is his website, with similarly written garbage. Anyhow, maybe we should remove the link so he doesn't get any traffic from here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Anyhow, maybe we should remove the link so he doesn't get any traffic from here?How about I just change a couple of letters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Skeptic Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I only changed two letters to get atheistwank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Skeptic Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 oh, my bad, I put it back like you had it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDNA Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Maybe you are. Ask waratheist to check. Waratheist, Please check if my mind is missing. If it is, let me know where it can be found because I might need it at some point in the future. A mind is a terrible thing to misplace. Kindest regards, DrDNA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponderer Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 (edited) Atheists, etc. I thought God is love. Are you sure you are channeling God? Edited May 16, 2010 by Sayonara³ Don't post massive quotes for a one-line response. It's just rude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cuthber Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 In this thread it's probably a waste of time, but I think someone should point out that people with OCD make a lot more sense than wastetheist. Incidentally I know someone who suffers from CDO; it's like OCD; but properly alphabetised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Incidentally I know someone who suffers from CDO; it's like OCD; but properly alphabetised.LOL *snort* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michel123456 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I have some kind of belief or something which I want to share with you because of wub What is wub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 What is wub?Wub makes the world go around. All you need is wub. Wub is a many splendored thing. Don't make me write you a wub song.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 What is wub? Wub a dub dub? Three men in a tub? Then what Phi said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayonara Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 What is wub? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more! What is wub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDNA Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 What is wub? Wub is a wecond wand wemotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michel123456 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wub What is the best definition (in this case)? Number 1 to 17, tell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wub What is the best definition (in this case)? Number 1 to 17, tell me. 1, 4, 6, 7, 14, and 16 all apply in this case. #6 is probably the best. I'm sure waratheist really wubs all this attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michel123456 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Waratheist is fascinating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Waratheist is fascinating.He does tend to cling to the bottom of one's shoe, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michel123456 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 You are a poet. He is not throwned into the trash can. He posts in speculations. Does he read his own threads? I doubt. This last title is intriguing. Or has it been modified? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 You are a poet.I don't rhyme all the time. He is not throwned into the trash can. He posts in speculations. He keeps posting the same hate-filled stuff under new memberships about every week or two. We throw most of it away, but sometimes we keep threads like this to show how silly such attempts are.Does he read his own threads? I doubt.He does this all over the web. I don't think he reads anything but his own stuff. This last title is intriguing. Or has it been modified?Yes, we sometimes modify threads like these as part of an attempt to show the futility of this kind of hateful preaching. We call it "sparfing". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDNA Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 According to Amanda Perez, Love is pain Why is love so much pain ? Sitting on the roof starring at the stars Thinking to myself how could i have fell for someone so hard When all i was told was lies Now that i think about it ,it makes me cry [chorus] To know someone i gave my heart to Just tore my heart apart A love that is endless Why did this love have to start Feeling the love i have for you Just rushes through my veins Why does love have to be so much pain Memories no one can take away The pain that i feel each and everyday And it is going to be hard ,but i will pull myself through Or else I'll never get over loving you To know someone i gave my heart to Just tore my heart apart A love that is endless Why did this love have to start Feeling the love i have for you Just rushes through my veins Why does love have to be so much pain So much pain . .. So many nights so many tears i've cried (cried) No one to be by my side Stuck with misery and pain you are the one to blame Cause it hurts to know ... To know someone i gave my heart to Just tore my heart apart A love that is endless Why did this love have to start Feeling the love i have for you Just rushes through my veins Why does love have to be so much pain (Why does love have to be so much pain) So much pain (so much pain) Oh so much pain I counter that love is NOT pain. To the contrary, pain is actually love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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