North Korea claims nuclear fusion success

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This just in, the immortal god Kim Jong Il, fearless leader, has repurposed his amazing weather control powers in order to control the movement of ions. The result? Nuclear fusion!

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8676678.stm

[insane_alien]

aye, and i seen obama huffing kittens off a swedish model in the barras in glasgow.

[Moontanman]

I bet they got the technology from UFOs...

[JohnB]

According to official biographies, when his son, the current leader Kim Jong-il was born, a new star appeared in the sky.

 

They must have got three wise men as well.

[Phi for All]

I told him if he rubbed those sticks together long enough he'd get something, but fusion?! I'll vote "mistaken".

[ydoaPs]

If Pons and Fleischman can do it, so can the North Koreans!

[padren]

 

According to official biographies, when his son, the current leader Kim Jong-il was born, a new star appeared in the sky.

They must have got three wise men as well.

 

Well, I guess a new star uh, counts as fusion.

[Pangloss]

We should ask Kim Il-Jung what happens when an airplane attempts to take off from a conveyor belt.

[Genecks]

I've read all of his novels. He is a great man.

[John Cuthber]

My guess is that they have copied something like this

Sure, it's fusion but it's a research device or a geek toy.

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My guess is that they have copied something like this

Sure, it's fusion but it's a research device or a geek toy.

 

Nope. Kim Jong Il was using his Ion Control Powers, otherwise known as ICP:

 

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My guess is that they have copied something like this

Sure, it's fusion but it's a research device or a geek toy.

 

Whoops, hey sorry, that's actually a pretty cool link, sorry about my dimwitted reply.

 

Here's more information on those devices. They're called fusors, and were invented by Philo T. Farnsworth, the "father of television":

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fusor