Pls help me on this seminar topic

[vowiski]

hi, pls i am new here . .

pls i have this seminar topic to present in less than 2 weeks "A Virus Walks into a bar" i need your positive feedback on how to go about it, i am currently confused and can't think any longer. . all inputs would be greatly appreciated! Rejecting the topic is not an option, the only option is waiting for a year, if another topic is to be given.

Thanks

[iNow]

The virus would socialize very well with all of the people, and many of them would likely take the virus home with them... eventually introducing the virus to all of their friends and families who would do the same.

[vowiski]

what are the viruses??

[Fuzzwood]

STDs to make the picture complete. You build in a nice metaphor that way.

[mortonman1]

or he gets into a bar fight and eats someone inside out(parasite/virus)! then the police come(immune system).

[CharonY]

I think a rabbi and a catholic priest are missing from the picture.

[Rickdog]

No they aren`t. The virus, when the police comes changes its appearance to a catholic priest or a rabbi (mutation), making it, unrecognized by them, allowing the virus to escape this time from being imprisioned so he can go elsewhere to do his stuff.