SFN's Strange Email Inbox

[Cap'n Refsmmat]

So we operate a staff at scienceforums dot net email address for official contact. As of right now, it has 8654 junk mail messages sitting around, and I was going to start deleting when I noticed this beautiful email:

 

~ Science Like No Other ~

 

I have all the secrets of infinity in my hands,

i really want to spread it to as many scientists

as possible. so here i go.

 

here's a simple scientific test you can experiement

with.

 

wear black clothes and go to a busy mall

you will notice your mind really hurts, this

is because black colors ( or dark colors )

are pulling other humans imagination and bringing

them to close to you and you read it.

 

this causes stress especially when you are

surrounded by religious people or something.

 

but when you WEAR WHITE CLOTHES..

the opposite is true, you reject everyones idealogy

and you get to feel free with your own science.

 

your own imagination is not disturbed.

 

you can optimize and re-test this if you want.

you can even wax the body hair you have

and dye your hair to yellow or white.

 

trust me, this is extreme science like no other

and i have it cracked, this can be used to

stop aging, reverse aging,

 

we can use this to time travel, be immortal

and make money too

 

because infinity's law suggests the more people

you spread this truth to of, the more money

you are likely to make. ( it's the reward you

get from infinity for giving people the secret )

 

so tell people to wear white ( be nice, by force

is prohibited by federal law of infinity ).

 

or just wear white clothes and walk around

shopping malls, you become a role model

and your influence alone will earn you money.

 

WHITE as you know is a color that pushes

while BLACK is a color that pulls light.

 

so imagine if you were made up of light

and you were wearing black clothes.

 

you'd age faster than anyone else.

 

if you were wearing white, because it pushes

the light back, you could stop yourself

from aging.

 

try experiementing this with luxury places

because there is a competition going on, on earth.

 

it's as if everyones soul has some jealousy

inside them and they do not like it when

someone is about to spread the truth and rise

into power.

 

so keep yourself safe, experienment around

luxury stores where your safety is not jeapordized.

 

if you are a highly scientific person, try avoiding

conversation with highly religious people.

 

my own great parents are religious, so i am not

talking to them not even on the phone.

 

their voice and the way they think can interfier

with my imagination and distort the science

i am working on.

 

Best email ever.

[mississippichem]

Thinking about starting a thread entitled "The Science Forums Hall of Shame". This guy get's first entry for sure.

[Cap'n Refsmmat]

Yeah, I was greatly amused when I spotted it. The majority of my Junk folder is "Your manhood will get support here!", "Perfect tab for wang strength," and "Rolex.com For You -63%". I'm currently struggling to set up automatic deletion -- this goes back to April 15th and it's 8000+ mails.

[divagreen]

Thinking about starting a thread entitled "The Science Forums Hall of Shame". This guy get's first entry for sure.

 

I would strongly NOT recommend this.

 

It just breeds a lot of negativity and leeks out over to other areas of the site. We are currently working on getting rid of our own hall of shame by hiding that particular subforum, but still allow for google searches that will be redirected to the main site.

 

On topic...

 

I simply don't get enough email (read, hardly any) from this site to contribute anything funny...but if I ever do at least I will have a place to post them, if I thought that it would be productive. But most likely I wouldn't. Emails are kind of private.

 

But it will be interesting to read what is sent to the junk mail of the staff official contact email on this site. I am dying to read what the spammers have sent!

[JohnB]

Speaking of junk mail and spam I came across this as a sig on another forum and thought it worth keeping.

 

-In a perfect world… spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship-

[Cap'n Refsmmat]

Spam subject line of the day:

 

"A bookstore clogs next to the genocide"

[Ringer]

Yeah, I was greatly amused when I spotted it. The majority of my Junk folder is "Your manhood will get support here!", "Perfect tab for wang strength," and "Rolex.com For You -63%". I'm currently struggling to set up automatic deletion -- this goes back to April 15th and it's 8000+ mails.

 

Jesus man, don't you have a junk e-mail to use for random things that need an address?

[Cap'n Refsmmat]

Most of it comes to staff at scienceforums dot net, which is our contact address and which is used to send all email that comes from the forum. My personal address gets far less spam, although they both go to the same junk folder.

[Gilded]

Wow, just wow. Better start wearing white clothes I guess.

[Xittenn]

I've gotten a few spam mails about either the former president of Liberia Charles Taylor or his son Charles Taylor Jr. A week or two ago I got a letter in the mail from Tanzania about aiding in his release and my sudden realization of millions of dollars :/ I never thought the shame would extend so far out!

[Cap'n Refsmmat]

An interesting message:

 

Dear Water Balls: True Science or Internet Hoax [Answer,

[A Tripolation]

An interesting message:

 

Dear Water Balls: True Science or Internet Hoax [Answer,

 

Dear Water Balls. That guy was a frickin' genius.