Gun totin' Granny

[rigney]

No matter how you look at it, she demanded justice.

 

DEPORT HER TO AMERICA!

The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia

 

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down.... And shot off their testicles.

"This old lady spent a week hunting those perverts down. Finding them, she took revenge on them in her own special way," said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.

 

She then took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the Sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: "Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."

 

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

 

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. "The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to," Detective Delp told reporters. "Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through."

 

This Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.

 

"When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,"' recalled the retired library worker. " And I wasn't scared of them, either - because I've got a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed, about owning one."

 

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

 

"I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them," the oldster recalled...

 

"So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot him right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in."

 

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. "What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison," Det. Delp said, "especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor."

 

DEPORT HER TO AMERICA, WE NEED HER!

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Australian Gun Law Update

 

Here's a thought to warm some of your hearts....

 

From: Ed Chenel, A police officer in Australia thought Yanks would like to see the real figures from Down Under. (I don't know the exact date?) It has now been 12 months since gun owners in Australia were forced by a new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by our own government, a program costing Australia taxpayers more than $500 million dollars.

 

The first year results are now in:

 

Australia-wide, homicides are up 6.2 percent,

Australia-wide, assaults are up 9.6 percent;

Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44 percent)!

 

In the state of Victoria alone, homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent. (Note that while the law-abiding citizens turned them in, the criminals did not and criminals still possess their guns!)

 

While figures over the previous 25 years showed a steady decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically upward in the past 12 months, since the criminals now are guaranteed that their prey is unarmed.

 

There has also been a dramatic increase in break-ins and assaults of the elderly, while the resident is at home.

 

Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public safety has decreased, after such monumental effort and expense was expended in 'successfully ridding Australian society of guns....' You won't see this on the American evening news or hear your governor or members of the State Assembly disseminating this information.

 

The Australian experience speaks for itself. Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws affect only the law-abiding citizens.

 

Take note Americans, before it's too late!

 

Will you be one of the sheeple to turn yours in? WHY? You will need it.

 

DON'T BE A MEMBER OF THE SILENT MAJORITY.

BE ONE OF THE VOCAL MINORITY WHO WON 'T STAND FOR NONSENSE

Edited March 23, 2011 by rigney

[ecoli]

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp

[Baby Astronaut]

BE ONE OF THE VOCAL MINORITY WHO WON 'T STAND FOR NONSENSE

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp

What a hoot

[rigney]

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp

 

Thanks. It only shows how gullable one can be when taking someones word as gospel. without checking the source.

 

What a hoot

 

It was just to beautiful not to believe! "Daaa"---

[ajb]

If the criminal justice systems of our so called civilised western nations worked none of this would have happened.

[JohnB]

Sorry Rigney, but I didn't need snopes. The gun buyback was for semi-auto longarms, it didn't effect pistol owners at all.

 

There was a lot of hot air about the buyback, but the truth is that there are very few uses for a semi-auto longarm. Unless you're culling large numbers of roos a bolt action is fine. Besides, the Feds never knew how many semi-autos were out there anyway. We licenced the owner, not the weapon. It was estimated that there were more than 2.5 million longarms in Queensland alone (more than 1 each for every man, woman and child in the State) and the buyback got about 100,000 of them.

 

Enquiries about the other guns are met a blank look and the statement "Semi-autos? No sir, I don't have any of them. That would be illegal, and I'm a law abiding citizen I am. I wouldn't ever have such a thing as an illegal weapon around, nosir." Anybody that thinks the Australian population are disarmed and acts on that thought will get a short, sharp shock.

 

Besides, my latest aquisition is a Lee-Enfield Mk4, 1944 vintage, possibly the fastest bolt action in history. If you can get off 20 aimed rounds in a minute with a boltaction, who needs a semi-auto?

[rigney]

Sorry Rigney, but I didn't need snopes. The gun buyback was for semi-auto longarms, it didn't effect pistol owners at all.

 

There was a lot of hot air about the buyback, but the truth is that there are very few uses for a semi-auto longarm. Unless you're culling large numbers of roos a bolt action is fine. Besides, the Feds never knew how many semi-autos were out there anyway. We licenced the owner, not the weapon. It was estimated that there were more than 2.5 million longarms in Queensland alone (more than 1 each for every man, woman and child in the State) and the buyback got about 100,000 of them.

 

Enquiries about the other guns are met a blank look and the statement "Semi-autos? No sir, I don't have any of them. That would be illegal, and I'm a law abiding citizen I am. I wouldn't ever have such a thing as an illegal weapon around, nosir." Anybody that thinks the Australian population are disarmed and acts on that thought will get a short, sharp shock.

 

Besides, my latest aquisition is a Lee-Enfield Mk4, 1944 vintage, possibly the fastest bolt action in history. If you can get off 20 aimed rounds in a minute with a boltaction, who needs a semi-auto?

 

Glad you don't need snopes John B. I sort of felt like an idiot, jumping up and running with the news that an old lady had "de-nutted" a couple bad asses for hurtin' her kin. It actually made me feel good to think it could happen. I'm sure glad you Aussies are a hell of a lot smarter than what the snopes reply lets on. Was dumb on my part for even sending it forward without further checking its validity. Especially to the forum. Brrr! I feel a bit bad for my mistake, but for me and most Americans, all international apologies must be routed through White House diplomatic channels at present.

 

If the criminal justice systems of our so called civilised western nations worked none of this would have happened.

 

I wish the same thing AJB, but snopes "done" shot me down on this one.

 

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp

 

Thanks, I'm glad we have a thing like snopes around. I could likely stay out of much trouble by checking with it once in a while.

 

What a hoot

 

No hoot!, only the vociferous voices of three hundred million + people who say that it won't happen here. Edited March 25, 2011 by rigney

[rigney]

Sorry Rigney, but I didn't need snopes. The gun buyback was for semi-auto longarms, it didn't effect pistol owners at all.

 

There was a lot of hot air about the buyback, but the truth is that there are very few uses for a semi-auto longarm. Unless you're culling large numbers of roos a bolt action is fine. Besides, the Feds never knew how many semi-autos were out there anyway. We licenced the owner, not the weapon. It was estimated that there were more than 2.5 million longarms in Queensland alone (more than 1 each for every man, woman and child in the State) and the buyback got about 100,000 of them.

 

Enquiries about the other guns are met a blank look and the statement "Semi-autos? No sir, I don't have any of them. That would be illegal, and I'm a law abiding citizen I am. I wouldn't ever have such a thing as an illegal weapon around, nosir." Anybody that thinks the Australian population are disarmed and acts on that thought will get a short, sharp shock.

 

Besides, my latest aquisition is a Lee-Enfield Mk4, 1944 vintage, possibly the fastest bolt action in history. If you can get off 20 aimed rounds in a minute with a boltaction, who needs a semi-auto?

 

Another tid-bit John B. We lost President, John F.Kennedy to an assassin some years back when Lee Harvy Oswald used a cheaply bought Carcano rifle to accomplish his deed. A person wanting to commit mayhem doesn't need an arsenal, just a bit of luck and a little skill.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOQ2oebB2M

[Marat]

The report says that surgeons saved the penis but were unable to save the testicles. Granny should be made aware that penetrative intercourse is possible for people (like traditional eunuchs) who lack testicles but who still have an intact penis.

[rigney]

The report says that surgeons saved the penis but were unable to save the testicles. Granny should be made aware that penetrative intercourse is possible for people (like traditional eunuchs) who lack testicles but who still have an intact penis.

 

I'm told that it's pretty "hard" to keep your mind on something that isn't very hard , and even then; you can't make babies. Edited March 27, 2011 by rigney