Cap'n Refsmmat Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Well, I never thought the day would come that I'd be writing my last goodbyes from SFN. The past few months of my life have been times of great change, and for better or worse, that change has spread to SFN. Beginning in just a few weeks I'll be moving to Clearwater, Florida to train to become an Operating Thetan. After my recent conversion to Scientology, I have given ownership of SFN to the Church of Scientology so that they may use its vast public reach to clear negative engrams from people around the world, and to spread the word of Scientology and Dianetics far and wide. Beginning next Monday, SFN will become ScientologyForums.Net. We'll largely keep the current discussion format, although of course the Psychiatry and Psychology forum will have to go. I truly apologize for the short notice, but I believe this is all for the best. I hope SFN can join me on the path to spiritual freedom. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooeypoo Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 For years I've been complaining about the google ads that feature the church of Scientology in science forums. I thought it was inappropriate, honestly. But then they approached us, offering their remedies, and after going through their dienetics book and experiencing the exhilaration of their personality test, I am sold. My thetan has never felt more right(-angled). I want to welcome our new bosses to the forum and encourage everyone to denounce science, get rid of psychology, dump electricity and magnetism and connect two conducting rods to a measuring device and hold them tightly in both hands, and let Tom out of the closet. Cheers and good luck to us all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyMcC Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Oh God - you've blown my cover! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPanic Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Let me be the first to welcome our new Thetan overlords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imatfaal Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Can I get to meet Tom Cruise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPanic Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Can I get to meet Tom Cruise? Only his anonymous online character. He might be lurking on the forums already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooeypoo Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Only his anonymous online character. He might be lurking on the forums already! Not just lurking, he's part of the new management. Oh God - you've blown my cover! Surely, you mean "Oh Xenu" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPanic Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Not just lurking, he's part of the new management. Isn't that what managers do? Lurk? You don't mean they actually do any useful work?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djordje Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Like we really fell for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I shall henceforth be known as L. Phi for Me Alone. Doubters will be shot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divagreen Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I always new I would be audited someday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyMcC Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 (edited) Surely, you mean "Oh Xenu" mooeypoo - Actually I did mean God. He is master of all us members of the Second Spanish Inquisition to whom we pay homage as we stack our firewood ,keep our tinder dry and make our list of Scientific Heretics. Edited April 1, 2011 by TonyMcC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ringer Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 mooeypoo - Actually I did mean God. He is master of all us members of the Second Spanish Inquisition to whom we pay homage as we stack our firewood ,keep our tinder dry and make our list of Scientific Heretics. Because nobody expects. . . . The Spanish Inquisition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc. Josh Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Very nice, Will i have to pay for new spiritual enlightenment classes? Or do we get a free trial? :lol:hahahah very nice touch....... I like i like.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyMcC Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 April the first is no more - for this year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemur Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 "Scientology" isn't a contraction for the words, "science," and "ontology?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooeypoo Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 "Scientology" isn't a contraction for the words, "science," and "ontology?" It depends how you define contraction, science, ontology, and the word "and". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhDwannabe Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Holy Zenu you people are late to the party. I've been hating psychiatry for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemur Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 It depends how you define contraction, science, ontology, and the word "and". Define "define." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooeypoo Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Define "define." Touché. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydoaPs Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Touché. I think it's spelled "tushy". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnB Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 It's so nice to return to the voices of sanity after cruising the creationist forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Smith Cosmos Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 (edited) Have I missed something, or was this scientology thing an APRIL 1st joke ? Edited April 4, 2011 by Mike Smith Cosmos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhDwannabe Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Have I missed something, or was this scientology thing an APRIL 1st joke ? Nope. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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