Alien-ated Youth

[Timmyotool]

does anyone else find it awkward what THE NERD said?

[Rakasha]

The above post which you mention clearly never happened.

[RICHARDBATTY]

So can I tell my children that Santa is real and called Guilded but they must be asleep when he comes because hes a radioactive addict from finland.

[Gilded]

"So can I tell my children that Santa is real and called Guilded but they must be asleep when he comes because hes a radioactive addict from finland."

 

You can tell them that Gilded is an evil man who puts nuclear waste in kids' christmas stockings if they're not nice THE WHOLE YEAR! Also, he throws fly agarics at kids and shouts "Iä! Iä! Shub-Niggurath!".