TheDarkestNight Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 There are all these jokes about how awesome Chuck Norris is and how strong he is even though Bruce Lee is way cooler. I decided to take a poll about what people really thought about the two. P.S. Please choose Bruce Lee
CaptainPanic Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 As requested, I have voted for Bruce. Not sure what the value of the poll is if the polling station is so obviously biased
ajb Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 I just love the TV series "Walker Texas Ranger". If you misbehave in Texas your going to get a ranger roundhouse kick you in the face! I must visit Texas one day, but I fear I will be sadly disappointed... Anyway, Norris gets my vote.
CharonY Posted May 31, 2011 Posted May 31, 2011 Way of the Dragon. By grabbing Chuck's chest hair. I think in Texas getting shot is more likely than roundhoused.
Doc. Josh Posted May 31, 2011 Posted May 31, 2011 really? Bruce lee is King of butt kicking! everyone knows that...
Light Storm Posted May 31, 2011 Posted May 31, 2011 GoogleFight Bruce Lee = 4.14m Chuck Norris = 1.48m While Bruce Lee may be able to walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land!
ajb Posted May 31, 2011 Posted May 31, 2011 I think in Texas getting shot is more likely than roundhoused. Way to dash a man's dream...
DrRocket Posted May 31, 2011 Posted May 31, 2011 I just love the TV series "Walker Texas Ranger". If you misbehave in Texas your going to get a ranger roundhouse kick you in the face! I must visit Texas one day, but I fear I will be sadly disappointed... Anyway, Norris gets my vote. Texas is a neat place. The University of Texas has a first-rate physics department (Weinberg is there). Norris is also impressive -- my brother studied at his dojo in California years ago. But one reason that Chuck Norris retired from karate competition was that he did not think he could match the ability of Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee was extraordinary in terms of both speed and power. Top, really top, karate masters are phenomenal. I have seen this guy up close and personal. You can't even see him move when he is in high gear. And while he is fast, you should see Nakayama.
Moontanman Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 Bruce Lee is way cooler than Chuck, Bruce is dead and his body is at ambient temps below ground, probably less than 60f Chuck is closer to 98.8f most of the time....
TheDarkestNight Posted June 2, 2011 Author Posted June 2, 2011 Haha, thank you for your answers guys, the outcome has made my day
Stefan-CoA Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 I would have to go with "your mom", because I put her in a freezer. Incidentally, you might not want to go home today.
padren Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 Bruce was legend before being cool ironically was cool. Chuck Norris may have a relatively high coolness factor, but a lot of that has arisen out of the whole ironically-cool thing that the kids do on the internets these days. Bruce was legendary just for being Bruce.
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