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I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champagne bubble.

If you squeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

95% of Harvard students cannot figure this out while almost all kindergartners get it right in less than 6 minutes.

Can you guess the riddle?

 

Chuck Norris!

Or maybe a Crayon?

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A single (as in unmarried) woman goes to her mothers funeral, whilst there she gets talking to a man who she really likes. When she gets home she decides she really wnats to see him again but can't remember his name or number. Two days later she murders her sister.

 

Why?

 

Because a man who went to her mother's funeral has a good chance to also go to her sister's, so she'll be able to see him again.

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Bmfy nx ymj xnlsknhfshj tk ymj szrgjw xnc? Uqjfxj wjuqd ns htij.

 

 

Edit for correction...the above should read, "Bmfy nx ymj xnlsnknhfshj tk ymj szrgjw xnc? Uqjfxj wjuqd ns htij." /divagreen ;)

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'X' is most likely a vowel (probably 'O')

'N' I think is actually a 'T' and 'J' is probably an 'E'

A, C, E, O, P and V don't appear in either post and so would represent less common letters of the alphabet.

Am I on the right track?

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FSI K RZXY GJ YMJ XNLSNKNHFSHJ TK YMJ SZRGJW XNC, XNSHJ K NX YMJ XNCYM QJYYJW TK YMJ FQUMFGJY, FSI BFX ZXJI FX YMJ F KTW YMNX HTIJ. N FR RFPNSL YMNX UTXY JCYWF QTSL OZXY KTW YTRLBDYMJW.

 

'X' is most likely a vowel (probably 'O')

'N' I think is actually a 'T' and 'J' is probably an 'E'

A, C, E, O, P and V don't appear in either post and so would represent less common letters of the alphabet.

Am I on the right track?

 

You are right about the J, Ytrlbdymjw.

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