The Uni-verse

[divinum1]

According to the True principles of Nature, the entire universe is created by two forces: One of which was defined (by Latins ?) as, "Unus", while the other was defined as, "Versus". And thus the word "universe" became coined out of these two nouns. What this clearly means is that the Latins ? or whoever spoke that language first, they knew the truth about nature in all respects, since the word "universe" clearly refers to the actual manner of how the two forces operate with one another in nature. Therefore, this is not accidental for the word universe to be such as it is.

 

Furthermore, the Latins ? also had a specific definitions for the two poles of the Earth, the north and the south. For the north pole for example was defined as, "septentrionalis", while the south was defined as, "extentrionalis".

The word 'septen' means seven, and 'trionalis' means that they are plowing inward. Whereas the 'extentrionalis' means that they are plowing outward (exten).

The number seven indicates the number into which the space is being divided around any mass, molecule, atom, or particle. Therefore every space is divided into seven layers or shells, and that includes the gravitational field as well, and for this reason, they named the north pole "septen-trionalis", and the south "exten-trionalis". Hence the north pole clearly indicates the direction (trionalis which is plowing inward) of the centripetal force (the versus force that is). What this clearly means that they knew exactly how the two gravitational forces were divided in space, and how they operate.

Hence their intelligence was by far more advanced than what we know today about the universe.

For they knew that gravitation was composed of two forces;

 

1. Unus; which represents the "Orbital force" (Fo), and

2. Versus; which represents the "Centripetal force" (Fc).

 

And these are the two basic forces of nature: But because they are limited in all three respects, as a result, they become divided into three levels. Consequently there are three levels of forces, and each level is bound to two forces;

 

1. = gravitational level = 2 forces,

2. = electron level = 2 forces,

3. = nuclear level = 2 forces,

 

Therefore it appears as if there are six forces in nature, but in fact it is the same "One" force that transforms into the six forces. But this One force is divided into a multitude of smaller ones which through their own cooperation multiply in one respect, and divide in another. And in this manner, this one force transforms into two opposites forces. Although the one force "Fo" that is, is all unified in its direction of action, whereas the other force "Fc" is the one that is all equally divided throughout the 360 degrees of the space that they occupy. Consequently the "Fo" increases by; Fc x r square rooted. Whereas the "Fc" increases only by; Fo^2/r.

For this reason, the orbital force is always stronger than the centripetal force. In many cases the Fo is stronger than Fc by hundreds and even thousands of times. And this force is the "Prime mover" of the universe. However, the same apply to all three levels, to all six forces that is. For this reason, all forces are limited in all three respects, and it thus appears as if there are six (multiple) forces in nature. Where in fact they are all product of one and the same force which is subject to; addition-multiplication and subtraction-division.

[John Cuthber]

"According to the True principles of Nature, the entire universe is created by two forces"

 

The Jatravartid people, however, believe that the Universe was sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure. They live in perpetual fear of the time they call "The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief" . The theory of the Great Green Arkleseizure is not widely accepted outside Viltvodle VI.

[questionposter]

"According to the True principles of Nature, the entire universe is created by two forces"

 

The Jatravartid people, however, believe that the Universe was sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure. They live in perpetual fear of the time they call "The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief" . The theory of the Great Green Arkleseizure is not widely accepted outside Viltvodle VI.

 

Wait a minute....Douglas Adams?

[Tres Juicy]

A friend of mine had a similar theory about shampoo

 

It went like this:

 

Since he believed that shampoo was actually very bad for your hair and robbed it of the necessary nutrients, he reasoned thusly:

 

The word "shampoo" itself is an emalgam of two words

 

Sham and Poo

 

Sham, meaning fraudulent and Poo, meaning excrement.

 

"fake shit" he would say, "they tell you it's fake shit on the bottle and you still buy it..."

 

My point being: Both "theories" are weak at best

 

This story is entirely true by the way, this guy was a MASSIVE conspiracy theorist and had loads of similar and bizarre notions (including: "They!" put flouride in tap water to reduce your capabilty to think and keep you compliant), he was eventually locked up for his own good...

[michel123456]

A friend of mine had a similar theory about shampoo

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the greatest comment ever! I will not stop laughing for a long while. You made my day Juicy.

[Tres Juicy]

the greatest comment ever! I will not stop laughing for a long while. You made my day Juicy.

 

My pleasure