Can you think of a wise saying, especially your own?

[Tres Juicy]

"there's none so blind as them that won't listen"

[Xittenn]

"Do not stare down the barrel, of the 12 Gauge Magnum!" - me

[emeraldgirl08]

When the fridge is empty it's time to buy groceries!

[TonyMcC]

"Do not stare down the barrel, of the 12 Gauge Magnum!" - me

 

Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? ... Oh sorry that was a .44 Magnum handgun lol.

Edited December 22, 2011 by TonyMcC

[zapatos]

"I'd give my left arm to be ambidexterous!"

"You can observe a lot by watching."

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

 

-Yogi Berra

[Acme]

Every dog is an island.

[Mrs Zeta]

All is in vain.

 

or, to elaborate:

 

The destiny of Man is to become sh*t in the bowels of worms

[bbrubaker]

If you could take your head out of your as long enough you might realize....your ass ain't so bad.

Edited December 24, 2011 by bbrubaker

[tar]

if someone hasn't already said it, its probably wrong

[zapatos]

I'm trying to see things from your perspective, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

[Senyu]

Take heart, for it is the little things that make life interesting along the way

[Peron]

People who call themselves professionals, are most likely not.

[Kapitan Kolumbus]

Many old sayings are very sensible, but some are out of date.

Old saying: "Rome wasn't built in a day"

Objection: Bloody obvious

New saying: "Rome was built in a few decades."

Reason: The town was founded in in about 650BC, and probably took a few decades before it reached any appreciable size.

 

 

Old saying:" Pride comes before a fall"

Objection: Not the case.

New saying: "Not noticing an object you could trip over, comes before a fall"

Reason: Experience of falling over, and reasons why it happened.

Edited December 26, 2011 by Kapitan Kolumbus

[Kapitan Kolumbus]

Old Saying: Crime does not pay

Objection: Most Rich people are criminals.

New saying: Crime does pay

[Tres Juicy]

If I wanted to listen to an arsehole, I would have farted...