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I heard on Fox news that Arafat had died. Then I heard on ABC TV that he wasn't dead....................anyone know???

 

OOP's, I just found this on Drudge.

 

PARIS (AP) - French doctors announced Thursday that Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat, who is in intensive care at a French military hospital, is still alive.
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Fox were apparently repeating a claim made by Israel's Channel Two TV station, based on unnamed sources in Paris.

It looks, however, as if he has hours, or at best days, remaining.

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dont know, no one is sure! all the news stations are contradicting each other.

 

what effects do you think the (inevitable) death of arafat will cause?

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Yes good old uk television is excellent its 12.30am and arafat still here.I heard he was sent to the same hospital as Princess DI....you know he wont be coming out alive theres a conspiracy theory doing the rounds that arafat is really a women and pregnant to charon

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As he entered the afterlife, Thomas Jefferson walked up and kicked him in the groin. Then George Washington punched him in the gut. Then Thomas Payne hit him across the face. As more angry people surrounded him, he cried out, "Where are my 70 virgins?"

 

"It's not virgins, you moron." said Jefferson. "It's Virginians."

 

Now you know the rest of the story as to why he "got better."

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Nah. He's just busy negotiating with the Rigelians for our remaining supply of aluminum phosdate (the shaving cream atom). (It's alarmingly low, you know.)

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theres a conspiracy theory doing the rounds that arafat is really a women and pregnant to charon

Charon as in the ferryman of the Styx, or as in the moon of Pluto?

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Charon as in the ferryman of the Styx, or as in the moon of Pluto?

 

Would that make the child some sort of Demi God?

 

If so it might be the right time to be lightweight in Israeli bonds.

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Fox seems to be saying now that he's in "grave" condition,[/color'] but still hasnt kicked the bucket.

Yes, poor guy....He *IS* in "grave" condition.

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