Celibacy and longevity

[Santalum]

What about masturbation? Because that's the only kind of sex I ever get.

 

I have tried human females before, but I can't get it up there for them and since no woman wants to be with a man who gets soft before the act of penetration, it's celibacy ftw! Also, did it ever occur to anyone that many supposedly celibate people, such as RC priests, spank their rods like no tomorrow?

 

 

I thought they preferred to play hide the sausage with little girls and boys.

[Phi for All]

Psh, like any of these blabbering fools would be so lucky

So are you saying that if they'd talk less and stick to business you'd be more likely to have sex with them?

[Ataraxia]

According to some studies I remember reading (too lazy to google), researchers examined three groups : one group that was either abstinent or had sex once a week or less, I can't remember, one group who had sex 3 or more times a week and the last group who had sex twice a week. The group who had sex twice a week had the highest levels of immunoglobulin A, the less than twice a week group came in second and the group who had sex 3 or more times a week had the lowest levels of igA. I wonder if the depressive effect of sex on the immune system could explain this, in moderation it would force the immune system to adapt and become stronger but too often would be more detrimental than beneficial.

[esbo]

 

"In beetles, mating released hormones needed to produce sperm in a male or eggs in a female and that had a negative effect on the immune system.

Women produce the same number of eggs whether they mate or not, indeed if they mate they produce less eggs. so that theory does not hold up.

[MannaM]

Hello, I just registered to put to your attention this article:

 

http://archive.mensjournal.com/3-orgasms

 

and this:

 

http://www.absexuality.com/relationships-articles/multiple-orgasms-and-life-extension-810924.html

 

which is in conflict with the view expressed in this thread.

 

I really don't know what to think...

 

I'm going to try something like this...

 

http://www.amazon.com/The-Multi-Orgasmic-Man-Sexual-Secrets/dp/0062513362/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1343753867&sr=8-1&keywords=multiorgasmic%20man

 

in which you become a multi orgasmic man but avoiding the ejaculation, like the worms in the experiment, maybe this puts the benefits of both words together?

 

What do you think? Is there some serious evidence about frequency of orgasms (with & without ejaculation) and lifespan?

 

Thank you.

 

 

[Miser]

You are mistaken, they don't die. Those who follow the right path and become chsien (immortal) live forever in inaccessible mountains or distant villages. Yes.

 

That is really really interesting. Really really really interesting. I can't add more degree words preceding interesting. It's so romantic for a sage to simply disappear from civilization into the mists of the unknown.

[Consistency]

Its not that sex lowers life span. Its that sex comes along with a relationship and a relationship involves arguing at times, which raises stress hormones like cortisol, which lowers life span.

 

Praying raises oxytocin, which extends life span.

 

No stress and healthy diet leads to a long life.

 

What about masturbation? Because that's the only kind of sex I ever get.

 

I have tried human females before, but I can't get it up there for them and since no woman wants to be with a man who gets soft before the act of penetration, it's celibacy ftw! Also, did it ever occur to anyone that many supposedly celibate people, such as RC priests, spank their rods like no tomorrow?

 

Porn induced erectile dysfunction? I've heard about this condition recently on the internet.

[Phi for All]

Praying raises oxytocin, which extends life span.

So does holding hands, so how do you know it's the prayer and not putting your hands together that stimulates the release?

[Consistency]

So does holding hands, so how do you know it's the prayer and not putting your hands together that stimulates the release?

 

Could be however the article below specifically says "Oxytocin is released through touch, warmth, and affectionate connection."

http://oxytocincentr...verything-good/

 

Oxytocin gets released during relaxation of the mind.. meditation, praying, kissing, hugging, massage, sensual love making, etc.. You get the picture.

Edited November 30, 2012 by Consistency

[longhairlover]

I imagine that the insects lived longer because their body was saying there was something important they still needed to do, which had not yet been done.

Their mission in life is to mate and produce children. They hadn't accomplished that mission, and their body knew it, so it kept them alive longer and longer and longer, hoping they would eventually fall in love with some other fruit fly, hoping they weren't the last fruit fly on earth stranded on a desert island needing to fly across the ocean to rejoin all the other fruit flies.

Their body assumed that they had accidentally been stranded someplace far away from all the potential mates, and that it must give them plenty of time to keep searching until they found one. Maybe a terrible hurricane blew them hundreds of miles away from all the other fruit flies. Their body said, 'You haven't mated yet, and I'm not gonna let you die until you do, because mating is really, really, really, really important.' It's so important that you can't die until you've done it. It's like their bodies are giving them a chance to mate no matter what it takes.

But if they've mated, their body says, 'Ah, everything is okay now. I can finally relax and stop worrying so much about keeping this body in absolutely perfect shape.' So the fruit flies sit back and just let themselves go. They die sooner, because they've achieved their mission in life, and they feel at peace, and they know it's okay to die now.

Edited January 1, 2013 by longhairlover

[STeve555]

have read several surveys that concluded that having sex produces certain chemicals that prolong lifespan of humans. But this could also mean physical touch. Perhaps this excludes sex entirely.

You could look at monks from old. But who really says monks did not have sex? The catholic church is apologizing daily for monks having sex despite their celibacy.

They say Isaac Newton died a virgin. Did he get old? Atleast his memes outdated his genes.

There is nothing wrong with not having sex. People who have sex on a daily basis are however less prone dying premature. But nowadays, the nagging shit you get from females in divorces and stuff, is also a hit on your health.

Stroking a dog lessens stresslevels. So having intercourse with a bitch should prolong your life.

 

But aside from celibacy, you could also exercise and and eat healthy to compensate for lack of sex I reckon.

And some people who have alot of sex die premature from STD's.

It is your call, mofo.

Edited February 4, 2013 by STeve555

[hypervalent_iodine]

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Moderator Note

STeve555,

 

We have rules that preclude predujice or slurs against any group of people. This, believe it or not, includes females. You were suspended once for your foul attitude, don't think we won't ban you should you keep it up now.

[STeve555]

There is a difference between longevity and sexual abstinence.

 

The virgin mary, mother of Jesus Christ, did not live as long as Methuselah. Though the word "virgin" in this context is based on probable misinterpretation of the biblical nonsense text, I shall not mention it again.

Isaac Newton died a virgin at 84. "God" knows how old he would have got when reaping da old pink preteen pussay on a daily basis.

 

Really, linking abstinence and sexual activity to longevity is a bridge too far in my humble opinion. Despite they say that bachelors die younger than married men, bachelors perhaps live longer without the nagging and bitching of a wife. Perhaps the possibility to insert your penis in a vagina in a marriage daily outweighs all the former advantages. In the latter case: good luck, husband!! And fornicate prosper. Not me!!

Maybe virgin males die younger because they work more than they fornicate.

Maybe females live longer because each orgasm takes 5 days of your life.

who knows?

In any case, most islam fundamentalists blow themselves up prior to having ever had the pleasure of loving a female in the most intimate way. This because they are promised a couple of "prunes" (true translation) in heaven.

Wrinkled fruits in heaven instead of a nice juicy pussycat. Chesus Jirst!!

 

I am not a fundamentalist, I merely abuse the american 1st amendement while I am not an american.

Edited February 6, 2013 by STeve555

[Tres Juicy]

It's like you want to be banned.....

[Moontanman]

It's like you want to be banned.....

 

 

Ummm, he has been banned...

[menageriemanor]

I have always wondered if nuns in particular, live longer because of less stress. I think someone brought it up, no children/worry etc and someone earlier said then why not all the general parish members who were celibate, as well, but nuns surely have an all dominating faith and sureness that the general church goers probably don't have?.

 

Once full blown nuns, they live very protected lives. A home, food, back up is guaranteed, unless in a wartorn area, They have a permanent 'family', all mutually supportive in the one major belief that dominates their lives, AND they go through their lives, by definition, feeling their lives are totally for the use of an all powerful father figure, (whom I believe they 'marry' in their last permanant hand over ceremony to nunhood... kinky...) but my point is, there must be so little stress in their lives. They have their routine, their Joyful conviction they are god's special girls, that even if things seem unfair or sad, their all powerful all knowing father/husband knows WHY it is happening and knows and approves the outcome. I can't help thinking that if you can believe so strongly, be SO sure, where would the stress be?

[Gaylord]

Celibacy won't allow you to live forever. It will just seem that way.