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A crazy guy did drugs and did something crazy.

 

It wasn't really a zombie in any sense of the word, there are, and always have been, people who do crazy stuff similar to this. If you look up zombie attacks you are going to find this stuff because that's what everyone is calling it, but that's only because we have this whole zombie culture thing that people love. Look up cannibal attacks, or something similar, and you will find a ton of stories from all sorts of different times.

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A crazy guy did drugs and did something crazy.

 

It wasn't really a zombie in any sense of the word, there are, and always have been, people who do crazy stuff similar to this. If you look up zombie attacks you are going to find this stuff because that's what everyone is calling it, but that's only because we have this whole zombie culture thing that people love. Look up cannibal attacks, or something similar, and you will find a ton of stories from all sorts of different times.

 

I dunno, man. Startin' to look prreeettyyyyy peculiar-like.

 

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash [1] http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

 

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport ... [2] http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

 

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester [3] http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

 

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident [4] http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

 

5/23: Man Bites Cousin's Nose Off [5] http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

 

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash [6] http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

 

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School [7] http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

 

5/25: 'Disoriented' passenger subdued on flight in Miami [8] http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

 

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police [9] http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

 

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest [10] http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

 

5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowe's employees, resists arrest [11] http://columbus.wtvm.com/news/crime/54763-contractor-bites-lowes-employees-resists-arrest

 

All separate incidents, but all in Florida...OH MY GOD IT'S THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

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I dunno, man. Startin' to look prreeettyyyyy peculiar-like.

Hah! My wife thought having a bag full of Saiga shotguns was ridiculous. Now I can tell her about the napalm catapult on the roof! :ph34r:

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I dunno, man. Startin' to look prreeettyyyyy peculiar-like.

 

 

Calm down, Unicorn. I'm pretty sure he went down without a headshot.

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