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[Royston]

The polar opposite of burying your cat, after it's been run over...

 

[Phi for All]

Of course, squirrels and mice are scrambling quickly to catch up to this current technology, but it's apparent that the felines will have air superiority well into the foreseeable future. Representatives from the bird community were unavailable for comment.

[Joatmon]

Actually the bird community are too busy developing miniature heat seeking missiles to attach to their wings. They are presently seeking advice on lightweight heat shields. These weapons are being developed by the hawks, but the doves are opposing this in favour of negotiation.

 

http://www.answers.com/topic/doves-and-hawks

Edited June 5, 2012 by Joatmon