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Well I had a pretty bad day today, so tonight I IMd our good friend and two-time Hall of Shamer Adam to ask him the current Planet-X situation. I needed a good laugh, and I was not disappointed.

 

 

fafaIone: I WIN

sacredcity3: win what ?

sacredcity3: the immaturity contest

sacredcity3: i give you the titanium award!

sacredcity3: ((claps))

fafaIone: no way, you totally won the immaturity contest with your 5 year old intelligence (only way you could believe that stuff)

fafaIone: hey so when is the planet getting here

fafaIone: this month?

fafaIone: i still don't see it

sacredcity3: in 13 days

sacredcity3: it should become partially visible

fafaIone: :::looks out window at sky::: no planet

sacredcity3: in april

fafaIone: wait so it will get here before its visible?

sacredcity3: why do you say that ?

fafaIone: 13 days is still march.

sacredcity3: no i didn't finish

sacredcity3: i was gonna say, in april

sacredcity3: i'tl be visible everywhere

sacredcity3: bypartially i meant in certain areas of world

fafaIone: i.e. whatever parts of the world i'm not in right

sacredcity3: why do you care , enough to im me and ask me that , If some scientists say to me, that humans can belive in some thing that isn't there, then you probabbly can not believe in something that is there.

fafaIone: you sure believe in something that isn't there.

fafaIone: let me do some quick calculations... but if it's travelling at a rate on the same order of magnitude as every other planet, theres no way it could get here in april and not yet be visible with a really big telescope

fafaIone: since i have access to one, i'd like to get the coordinates to see it

sacredcity3: that sounds familiar what you said

sacredcity3: oh yea, sci.astro debates@!

sacredcity3: brb

fafaIone: yeah, last time you gave me coords i looked up and saw a whole lot of nothing

sacredcity3: what were the coordinates

fafaIone: like i remember

sacredcity3: you should be seeing a whole beunch of others stars

sacredcity3: and asteroids

sacredcity3: so i dont believe how you saw

sacredcity3: absolutely nothing

fafaIone: by absolutely nothing, i mean no planet-sized objects heading this way

sacredcity3: from that distance, it's critical to judge planet sized objects.

fafaIone: simple astrophysics

sacredcity3: http://www.zetatalk.com/teams/rogue/zeta8b.JPG

sacredcity3: you should be seeing things like that

sacredcity3: these people spend ridiculous amount of time, doing just that, and calculating

fafaIone: so do professional astronomers with much better telescopes

sacredcity3: anyways, because you know it's not real

sacredcity3: you shouldn't have any problem

fafaIone: where's the calculations?

sacredcity3: all over the site

sacredcity3: although, it still somehow intrigues you

fafaIone: yeah, how anyone can believe this nonsense is a fascinating study in abnormal psychology

sacredcity3: there you go.

sacredcity3: bare with it

fafaIone: at what date will it be unmistakeably visible by the naked eye in north america?

fafaIone: because i want to unban you from SF so we all can mock you on that date

sacredcity3: Hold on

sacredcity3: expand your im window, so the lines don't collapse

sacredcity3: MAR 31 APR 7 APR 14 APR 21 APR 28

 

South Africa: Capetown 12:00 11:30 11:00 10:30 10:00

South Africa: Capetown 22:00 21:30 21:00 20:30 20:00

 

France: Paris 11:00 10:30 10:00 09:30 09:00

France: Paris 22:30 22:00 21:30 21:00 20:30

 

Argentina: Buenos Aires 12:00 11:30 11:00 10:30 10:00

Argentina: Buenos Aires 22:00 21:30 21:00 20:30 20:00

 

Canada: Vancouver 10:30 10:00 09:30 09:00 08:30

Canada: Vancouver 22:00 21:30 21:00 20:30 20:00

 

Australia: Sydney 11:00 10:30 10:00 09:30 09:00

Australia: Sydney 21:00 20:30 20:00 19:30 19:00

 

Japan: Osaka 11:00 10:30 10:00 09:30 09:00

Japan: Osaka 21:30 21:00 20:30 20:00 19:30

 

fafaIone: so when i look up at the sky and still don't see it, will you come up with a reason like only true believers can see it?

sacredcity3: no

sacredcity3: lol

sacredcity3: it'l prolly make it to news

sacredcity3: before you'l see it

sacredcity3: but not recognized as a planet

fafaIone: still not on the news yet tho.

sacredcity3: after people see the core

sacredcity3: it'l get on there

sacredcity3: anyhow

fafaIone: and when it doesn't?

sacredcity3: then whatever you want to

fafaIone: this is going to be so hilarious, ill bet anything you'll never show your face on SF again after the time for it to arrive comes and goes and nothing happens

fafaIone: "oh well, next conspiracy!"

sacredcity3: but when i see it finally

sacredcity3: i won 't even have to laugh at you

fafaIone: mass suicide?

sacredcity3: because poleshift is in may

fafaIone: TAKE ME TO THE LIGHT SHIP!

sacredcity3: and you live in florida

sacredcity3: so i'l just remeber you got washed away by water somwhere in miami

fafaIone: magnetic pole shifts happen

fafaIone: but not because planets pass by

fafaIone: geographic pole shifts happen too, precession

fafaIone: but not because of planets

fafaIone: i believe the next magnetic pole shift will be occuring in ~10,000 years

sacredcity3: yada yada

fafaIone: sorry, is real science boring you?

 

 

at that point he put up an away message and never came back.

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sacredcity3: after people see the core

Is he talking about the god-awful film, or does his cult believe Nibiru wears its core outside its surface like all good planets do?

 

TAKE ME TO THE LIGHTSHIP! <-- Comedy Genius

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*picks self off the ground and wipes a tear of laughter from his eye*

you guys are so mean and heartless..:D

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I can understand France will see it, and one guy in Tasmania cus they know the trick. You look for it with your eyes closed and chant "I believe".

Thanks Faf for the progress report. In May we'll here him say, "I meant next year." Thanks for keeping him at a distance.

Just aman

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when adam says yada yada yada in response to the pole shift explanation by faf, why does he contine to belive all professional geologists are wrong? the mechanism of the actual pole shift is irrelevant here, its simply the intervals at which they happenand it sure as hell wasnt 3600 years.

 

i presume hes in high school because i rememebr a post where he claimed atoms consisted of a central nucleus surrounded by orbiting electrons and protons, Rutherford will be turning in his grave! its people like this that make you sad we live in a democracy....

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Originally posted by greg1917

when adam says yada yada yada in response to the pole shift explanation by faf, why does he contine to belive all professional geologists are wrong? the mechanism of the actual pole shift is irrelevant here, its simply the intervals at which they happenand it sure as hell wasnt 3600 years.

I explained the pole shift mechanism and why it couldn't have happened 3600 years ago several times, but like all good pseudoscientists he ignored the information.

 

Remember though, this is the guy who believed a website dedicated to pole shift survival - one which recommended pitching a tent somewhere high up. Let's hope that's what he does if the pole ever does shift.

 

Has anybody thought about what we'll say if Adam turns out to be right? :D

Posted

we'll sure hear a bunch of "uh oh" 's and "oh crap"'s I'm sure;)

a central nucleus with orbiting protons and electrons..?O_o

 

hehe... wish I coulda been there^_^

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I never understood this pole-shift thing. I seem to remember reading somewhere that the magnetic poles of the Earth have flipped several times in its history, and that these flips, when they happen, happen extremely quickly (i.e. the magnetic field becomes more and more unstable, but then reaches a threshold and 'jumps' to its opposite state, where it quickly restabilises) but I don't remember anything about it being a catastrophic event. I seem to remember (and my memory is very hazy on this) that beyond having a bunch of very pissed off cartographers, pilots and helmsmen, we would barely notice the event.

 

Why would magnetic North becoming magnetic South be catastrophic? Is it that the cost of recalling all compasses and repainting all the needles would cause a global economic collapse?

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It would have an effect on migratory animals that use the magnetic field you'd think, any palaeontological (now thats a word!) studies done on the effects on them?

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Originally posted by Sayonara³

It's not a viewpoint, it's fact.

 

Every now and then the Earth's core does a bit of a backflip and the magnetic field of the planet changes polarity for a few hundred years. The change can leave the planet without any magnetic field at all for several years at a time. You can see the signature of these events in the magnetic strips on the ocean floor, which are formed by plate movement over the years and have been mapped by sattelite.

 

Without a magnetic field, the planet is vulnerable to all the lovely intense radiation in the solar wind. Not a lot can escape bombardment by this radiation, and previous events charted by the patterns on the ocean bed corrolate with past extinction events.

 

There was no extinction event 3600 years ago, because there was no flip. Afaik, the last flip was around 30,000 years ago and DID match up with widespread and sudden extinctions.

 

Google for more info.

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30,000 years isn't that long ago. That would be the middle of the late Pleistocene Epoch (35,000 - 25,000 years ago). The Earth already supported a fairly rich and diverse population of human beings by then, not to mention huge herds of ice-age animals, Aurochs, Mammoth, Giant deer, etc, etc. The flipping of the magnetic poles couldn't have done that much damage.

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sacredcity3: http://www.space.com/spacewatch/moon_mars_030421.html

fafaIone: looks like another celestial event not at all related to planet x.

sacredcity3: well then maybe you should check that site every 2-3 days

sacredcity3: because every 2-3 days they have something that no one else but them talks about and it has to do with viewing

sacredcity3: something red in sky, or being visible.

fafaIone: you mean mars

sacredcity3: no

fafaIone: the "red" planet

sacredcity3: niburu is red

fafaIone: Your search - niburu - did not match any documents.

No pages were found containing "niburu".

 

fafaIone: space.com hasn't mentioned it.

fafaIone: why can't i look up right now and see planet x?

sacredcity3: are ytoyu sure ?

fafaIone: quite.

fafaIone: sacredcity3: i was gonna say, in april

sacredcity3: i'tl be visible everywhere

 

fafaIone: everywhere except coral gables, fl right

sacredcity3: i hardly believe it to , but when i check those sites it informs me otherwise

sacredcity3: then people im me and say

sacredcity3: you were right, i saw it etc

fafaIone: yeah, they're making fun of you

sacredcity3: no

fafaIone: raider did that, then we later mocked in the irc channel.

sacredcity3: irc channel..

fafaIone: irc.sorcery.net #scienceforums

sacredcity3: knew that was coming

fafaIone: i really don't see a planet heading this way.

fafaIone: when is supposed to get here?

sacredcity3: supposed to be here already

fafaIone: why havent'

fafaIone: the poles shifted

fafaIone: why can't anyone see it

fafaIone: except people you claim IM you

sacredcity3 signed off at 9:53:27 PM.

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I really am quite looking forward to this, since it means that when we all get fried by the cosmic radiation, I won't have to do any revision for the damn a-levels that are coming up.

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