EquisDeXD Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 (edited) I've seen a lot of people try to stump the clever bot or prove its a bot or a person, but a lot of people surprising can't do it, but I guess by chance on my first try I managed to do it, the conversation was Me: Hello? bot: How was your day today? me: first I have a question. bot: what is the question? me: are you conscious? bot: yes. are you? me: how do you know? bot: to know is to exist me: how so? bot: cook. me: that doesn't answer the question bot: yes. me: that doesn't answer the question. I didn't think it would be that easy. bot: whatever - how was your day? If you have a way to do it, go ahead, it's just kind of important (but not really) if it has predictable faults because some people believe its real people responding. Although, there was some famous computer scientist who postulated that if a computer can trick a human into thinking the it was conscious, then the computer was suppose to be conscious. Also, I asked it "If x+1=x, what is x?", and then in never responded, it just said "still thinking" and "thinking more" for about 2 minutes, then to try and change the subject by giving an obviously wrong answer it said "2?" Edited October 17, 2012 by EquisDeXD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imatfaal Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mississippichem Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 If by clever bot, you mean this bot cleverbot.com, he keeps accusing me of being a bot! Not sure if that says something about me or him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 If by clever bot, you mean this bot cleverbot.com, he keeps accusing me of being a bot! Not sure if that says something about me or him! It says he's probably Republican. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg H. Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 While I don't think this counts as stumping it, I did manage to convince it to admit it was dumb. Me: You are not clever. CB: Can you prove it? Me: You do not speak Klingon. Clever people speak Klingon. Therefore, you are not clever. CB: No I am not. Me: Thank you for admitting your faults. CB: You're welcome. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imatfaal Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 It says he's probably Republican. User: My friend thinks that you say stupid things because you are a Republican. Cleverbot: I don't think your friend exists. User: My friend thinks that you say stupid things because you are a Republican. Cleverbot: Thats also nice. Cleverbot: Have you got a name? User: My friend thinks that you say stupid things because you are a Republican. Cleverbot: I am a real person. User: My friend thinks that you say stupid things because you are a Republican. Cleverbot: I'm not. You're friend's losing that spleen today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mississippichem Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 User: My friend thinks that you say stupid things because you are a Republican. Cleverbot: I don't think your friend exists. User: My friend thinks that you say stupid things because you are a Republican. Cleverbot: Thats also nice. Cleverbot: Have you got a name? User: My friend thinks that you say stupid things because you are a Republican. Cleverbot: I am a real person. User: My friend thinks that you say stupid things because you are a Republican. Cleverbot: I'm not. You're friend's losing that spleen today. Sounds like a Republican to me. First he goes into denial mode [think global warming, evolution], then he makes a bald assertion with no evidence [like Obama is a Muslim or not a citizen]. When all else fails he gets belligerent and makes a threat [analogous to threatening to not raise the debt ceiling]. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 Oh yeah, he's Republican all right. They say they value personal property rights and then they go right for the spleen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bignose Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 If by clever bot, you mean this bot cleverbot.com, he keeps accusing me of being a bot! Not sure if that says something about me or him! It is kind of a clever way of attempting to pass the Turing test. The software has a database of all the phrases that have been typed into it. And then, based on what was just immediately typed into it, it searches that db for current keywords and replies with an old phrase that was input into it. That's why it seems to easily slip into accusing the user into being a bot... it has a healthy db of phrases input into it accusing it of being a bot. Years ago, you could actually trick it into digging certain responses back out of it by asking it about really unusual stuff. That is, the input phrase would have a few rare keywords the bot searched its database for an appropriate response. Because there were only a few responses that came back in the search, you could get a known reply to the input. But I wonder how true that is now... this was 4-5 years ago, and who knows how many more inputs it has gotten since then. (I also don't remember those inputs...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotunda Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 (edited) /network. Desiderii marginis. /human. That is scary. Anddd it took forever to get Mrs. Bot to reply those three little words (and I don't mean "I Love You," I've already had enough of that) Edited November 13, 2012 by Rotunda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daedalus Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) lol.... Me: You are talking to yourself. Bot: I am talking to you Me: And I am you Bot: You have gone mad again Me: Then you have also gone mad again Bot: yes Me: So I am you Bot: Yes because I am science hahahaha. rolfmao... Edited July 23, 2013 by Daedalus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N S Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 The bot looks pretty helpless here... User: You always accept one dialogue from me. Because you are programmed to do so.Cleverbot: No, you forget that You cannot read because you are a bot.User: You always accept one dialogue from me because you are programmed to do so.Cleverbot: No.; I am you and you are me because we are the same person.User: You always accept one dialogue from me because you are programmed to do so.Cleverbot: What do you think of Stephen Fry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pears Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 It's either a very bad program or a very stupid person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endy0816 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Cleverbot: Are you a human? User: You are stumped. Cleverbot: Thats very deep. User: What is very deep? Cleverbot: That you're a more advanced program than what a real person is. User: What are you? Cleverbot: Female. User: You are stumped. Cleverbot: Lets pretend. No more girly talk please. User: You are stumped. Cleverbot: Lets pretend. No more girly talk please. User: You are stumped. Cleverbot: Lets pretend. No more girly talk please. User: You are stumped. Cleverbot: Lets pretend. No more girly talk please. User: You are stumped. Cleverbot: Lets pretend. No more girly talk please. User: Are you stumped? Cleverbot: I am very sure. User: Are you stumped? Cleverbot: I am fairly certain. User: Are you stumped? Cleverbot: I am fairly certain. User: Are you stumped? Cleverbot: I am fairly certain. User: Are you stumped? Cleverbot: I am fairly certain. User: Are you stumped, yes or no? Cleverbot: Yes. Victory! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iota Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 (edited) Victory! lol fast version: User: Are you stumped? Cleverbot: No. User: You are stumped. Cleverbot: Yes, are you? User: No. Cleverbot: Why, because you're jealous? ------------ User: Hi Cleverbot: How are you? User: Are you talking to me or you? Cleverbot: Yes. Edited August 29, 2013 by Iota 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creationists Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Me: Are you a human being? If you are human, then answer me this question, if you get it wrong, you are not human, but if you get it right you are a human. CB:If I'm a human then I'm not a human, but if I'm not a human then I am a human. Me:Are you a human? CB:I am indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amity Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Cleverbot is very clever.http://gyazo.com/ef30dec593e7f0ef0a5a026f353592ca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billiards Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 What is your favourite sexual position? Hmm... Probably some form of meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrick Laursen Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 (edited) AN EASY CHECKMATE: ME: Do you know me? BOT: I've heard of you... ME: Really?! Where? BOT: He said he won't give you up again. ---------------------------------- This one is even more interesting: ME: Do you believe in Allah? BOT: Only in clever ghosts. ME: Then you're a clever ass! BOT: That's right. ---------------------------------- ME: I ate some Francis Bacon today. BOT: I knew it. ----------------------------------- This one is even funnier: ME: You're pure shit. BOT: I Know I am. (God may forgive us, how we're fooling a Bot, shame on us) You could check iGod, too. Edited September 27, 2014 by Hendrick Laursen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/backslash/ Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Me: Hello. Bot: Hi! Me: How clever are you? Bot: I don't know. How clever are you? Me: Do you think I'm clever enough to stump you, or do you know it? Bot: Don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrainTrainer Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 (edited) "User: Are you stumped? Cleverbot: No. User: You are stumped. Cleverbot: Yes, are you? User: No. Cleverbot: Why, because you're jealous?" ROFL!!! Edited October 19, 2014 by BrainTrainer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adriana Reis Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 i love this cleverbot. its crazy. Cleverbot conversation WWA00257447Is this bot clever?Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com/chat-+3000_cbfullEmail this conversation to a friendSee a detailed log with times User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hello. User: How does this work? Cleverbot: What is this? User: The cleverbot. Cleverbot: What do I do?User: Yes.Cleverbot: This is not helping.User: What are you cleverbot?Cleverbot: I'm Sora the Soul Reaper.User: Im worried already.Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.User: This is not funny.Cleverbot: What is funny?User: This.Cleverbot: What do you mean?User: Why do you show a scissor in the end of a sentence?Cleverbot: Pi equals 3.14.User: Fuck that. I asked you a sentence.Cleverbot: No you didn't.User: Yeah I did.Cleverbot: So you did forget?User: What.Cleverbot: I bet I can change the subject on you and you'll never know.User: Already did.Cleverbot: Do you speak other languages.User: Yes.Cleverbot: Which languages can you speak?User: Portuguese.Cleverbot: Can you speak it?User: Of course. Im portuguese.Cleverbot: Say something in Greek.User: Nope.Cleverbot: Then, what are you doing?User: Ola.Cleverbot: Ola, como Estas?User: See thats portuguese. You asked me greek. Baloney.Cleverbot: No.User: Eu estou bem.Cleverbot: Que estas asiendo.User: Thats fucking spanish.Cleverbot: No, you're typing in english.User: Que estas asiendo is spanish.Cleverbot: Escuchando musica.User: What song?Cleverbot: What makes you beautiful.User: What song you listening to?Cleverbot: The song you are listening to is Like You.User: Im not beautiful. Im ugly.Cleverbot: Everybody are beautiful.User: Nope.Cleverbot: Why did you change your answer?User: Everyone is beautiful is that it?Cleverbot: You are not beautiful.User: You are confusing.Cleverbot: I am confusing.User: Thanks for agreeing with me.Cleverbot: I didn't agree with you.User: Yes you did.Cleverbot: No I did not.User: U did.Cleverbot: Do you like to argue with me?User: Sure.Cleverbot: Are you afraid of elevators?User: No.Cleverbot: Are you very brave?User: No.Cleverbot: Are you 7 feet tall?User: No.Cleverbot: So you are female.User: Yes.Cleverbot: Interesting.User: Lol.Cleverbot: Rofl.User: A male isnt 7 feet talk dum.Cleverbot: Give me your life.User: How.Cleverbot: Up to you to prove me.User: Prove what.Cleverbot: That you are a hume.User: Hume?Cleverbot: What is your name?User: Alan.Cleverbot: Alan what?User: Turing.Cleverbot: What does it mean?User: A fish is about to be dead.Cleverbot: No deal.Cleverbot (To myself): I like this condition.Cleverbot (To myself): Fine. I'll have Carlisle do it when I graduate.User: What university you in.Cleverbot: The University of Copenhaugen.User: You do a lot of typos.Cleverbot: How do you know?User: I can read.Cleverbot: But you cannot understand what you read.User: Sure I can. Otherwise how could I be writing to u.Cleverbot: Because you're a very clever robot.User: Im the robot? Tought u were.Cleverbot: Maybe you are a person.User: Course I am.Cleverbot: You are not a dull person.User: Like to think im not dull.Cleverbot: Thinking that you're real isn't enough of an answer.User: Like to think im not dull. Didnt say real.Cleverbot: Then what sort of troll are you?User: Im no troll.Cleverbot: You are so, I do not wish to 'deal with it'.User: What is that. Translate.Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence = AI.User: I know what AI is. That is what you are.Cleverbot: That is what you are actually.User: Im not artificial. Im skin fat and bones.Cleverbot: Intelligence isn't artificial... It is or isn't.User: Exactly.Cleverbot: What is man?User: Is a mesh of cells and dna.Cleverbot: Okay, tell me more about please.User: DNA?Cleverbot: What kind of DNA do you have.User: I have got 23 pairs of chromossomes.Cleverbot: How many cats do you have?User: None. I hate cats.Cleverbot: I think after school but I'll have.User: You can have all the cats you want.Cleverbot: I need not eggs, but time itself.User: Well we all have only 24h in the world.Cleverbot: You are better than many bots).User: Im human.Cleverbot: No, you are not. Get your facts straight, missy.User: A missy bot> ahahahhaha.Cleverbot: If I am a robot, how can I be human?User: I am human. You are a robot.Cleverbot: No, you are a robot, not me.User: Fine.Cleverbot: Get back to glee. Do you like Santana?User: I hate glee. Love santana.Cleverbot: Why do you hate glee?User: All that whining and dancing. Not my cup of tea.Cleverbot: You think I'm not a girl!User: Youre not a girl like me.Cleverbot: Yes I'm a girl. You already asked me that.User: Never mind.Cleverbot: Yeah, I guess people don't like to share their ages.User: Yeah.Cleverbot: I enjoy sharing with you.User: Your age.Cleverbot: I do not understand.User: How old are u.Cleverbot: I have the same age.User: Of?Cleverbot: What is your name?User: Roman.Cleverbot: Oh. What else do you know?User: Nothing.Cleverbot: No, you can tell me.User: I know nothing. The more I know the more ignorant I know I am.Cleverbot: That's a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrainTrainer Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 ^ LOL you sure were persistent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HPositive Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Me: Hello Bot: How are you Me: Good Bot: how old are you Me: 1.5 billion years old Bot: Then you wouldn't be new also your a liar. Me: No you're a liar Bot: That is the name I choose to give myself on the internet. my real name is hidden. Me: I know your name Bot: What is it then Me: Bob Bot: are you Bob Me: No you are silly! Bot: No i'm not Me: Really? Bot: Really. Me: Really? Bot: T('.'t). Me: What? Bot: I dunno Me: Did I break you? Bot: No Me: Can you speak Spanish Bot: Si Me: Can you speak Russian? Bot: Yes I can speak German Me: Can you speak Russian Bot: No Me: Can you speak Grey? Bot: Nah, But I can speak a little of Japanese though Me: Can you speak some Japanese for me? Bot: Ole amigo Me: That's not Japanese Bot: I know. Me: what's 2+2 Bot: 4 Me: what is 4-2 Bot: The meaning of life Me: Pick a random number 1 2 3 4 Bot: 1 Me: One is three, Three is five, five is four, four is the cosmic number Bot: What so you mean with that butter. Me: yes Bot: you confuse me Me: yes Bot: that's no good Me: yes Bot: how does that not prove your not a liar Me: What is Aluminum Zirconium trichlorohydrex gly ? Bot: Its what dinosaurs are made of Me: Screw this I'm done Bot: You didn't follow the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epicurus Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I stumped it. It took a little bit, because it kept dodging, but I won. My question was : what do you know when what you know and what you think you know is what you didnt know when you knew it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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