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From the Hetero vs. Homos . . . again thread in the politics forum:

 

Originally posted by Lance

 

If law were based on desire I would be allowed to marry my sister breeding retarded children and mowing my lawn would be against the law.
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I SUCK AT MATH

I have a design for a pm machine that will work at 128% efficiency

I think those two statements are probably related.

 

today

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Just because it's your photobucket account doesn't mean it's your property' date=' or that the pictures are of you.[/quote']

 

Now with 40% more zing!

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What if' date=' what if, what if?

 

What if giant space zombie Jesus popped out of your navel demanding corn puffs? Oh my god, could you imagine that?[/quote']

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Moving at 1/35 c with respect to what? Without defining a reference, it's like asking, "What the difference between a duck?"
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How is it not? Aliens would be coming from another planet in space. The study of space, planets, and any life out there is astronomy.
ok, i broke my leg. my leg is on earth which is in space. i'll post about it in astronomy.

Made me laugh at work.

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... or he is disagreeing with it' date=' in which case I suppose rather than saying "i disagree" you should explain why.

 

Has the ladder/barn experiment ever been conducted or is it purely mathematical?[/quote']

The ladder disintegrated and the barn burned down. :D

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Everyone knows that lightbulbs don't actually give off light' date=' but collect dark.

 

You can see this because when you put your hand underneath the bulb the dark starts to collect under your hand.

 

And when it "burns out" that really means that it is filled up with dark![/quote']

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Let's not jump into rash conclusions here. For example' date=' Michael Jackson seems to have a natural affinity for plastic too, yet he doesn't keep a plastic plate on his face.[/quote']

 

I enjoyed this post.

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I believe there is a government conspiracy to cover up research into metals that would work better than aluminum hats' date=' because if that information got out then the government couldn't control us as well. RFID tags are just antennas to improve the mind-control reception.

 

 

;)[/quote']

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2 points for Dak...

iv always wondered about that. iv heard of studies that reveal that many women experiment with homosexuality' date=' but iv never heard the same about men. iv heard it claimed, but not by a reliable study.

 

hmm... i feel a pole coming on.[/quote']

Please tell me that was a deliberate spelling mistake...
it was entirely unintentional... i resisted the urge to plonk in a few comments such as it being an interesting pole which is bound to get a lot of attention, possibly ending up as one of the biggest poles on this forum etc. etc. etc.
Such a pole is bound to attract all kinds of attention.
is that the best you can do? id have expected a more enthusiastic application of your clever toung to 'my pole'
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here's a final thought:

 

All creationists are evil and everything they say is a lie.

Sayo: tellin' it like it is

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These two quotes came from a discussion on how much work in horsepower (HP) a boat at rest is doing (because it's sitting there and the current isn't taking it down the stream because it's anchored.) and I just love these two.

 

anyone else think "hitpoints" when they see "hp"?

 

i wonder if they have 12 step programs for gamers...

 

I can see why Hp = 0 would upset you.

 

Is horsepower a measure of Work?

 

can you do work without moving?

 

Security guards seem to get paid for it….???

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Quote:

Originally Posted by atinymonkey

What if, what if, what if?

 

What if giant space zombie Jesus popped out of your navel demanding corn puffs? Oh my god, could you imagine that?

 

That is a very scary visual.

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...wow...

 

herme3' date=' did you know that "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.[/quote']

Yes it is. It says:

 

Gullible-naive and easily deceived or tricked

omg

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*Sigh* And there is nothing any member or I can say that will make you think otherwise. Your mind is set. Ghosts are real, evolution explains nothing, and god created everything as according to the bible. Arguing with you is like mutliplying zeroes; you put some effort in and come out with essentially nothing.

 

we are getting some good quotes regarding creationists lately.

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Well, you deserve to be scammed out of your money. Ignorance is one thing, but willing ignorance is quite another. (and you haven't just embraced ignorance, you're getting in bed with it)

Couldn't have put it better myself.

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<Gilded> Generally if you see something dissolve stuff you should at least taste it

 

taken from #sfn chatroom about 2 mins ago :)

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Oh yeah. I had loads of pornography, but I couldn't find a pornograph to play it on, so I had to get rid of it. :rolleyes:

how does one go about getting a pornograph?

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I normally don't insult people, but I have to say that you are an idiot. There are so many scientists out there that are creationists. Are you really stupid enough to deny that Albert Einstein was a real scientist? If you are, I think you are going to make a lot of scientists very angry.
Oh dear god, you really are a dimwit.

Writing "LOL" doesn't begin to descrbie how much I laughed at this.

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