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Shocking: Barcelona city builds the tallest penis in the world


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Seriously, is there something in Revelations about making a penis joke about the Virgin Mother that triggers the apocalypse? I'm guessing no physics here.

In any event, is there a tip point to this? Especially considering that it's posted in the physics section (for the moment, at least)?


You don't need flying buttresses to keep an erection going these days?

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They're using that "special" blue concrete. If your "elevator remains at the top floor" for more than 4 hours, consult a structural engineer.


 

You don't need flying buttresses to keep an erection going these days?

 

My buttresses are grounded for the duration. Kiss my buttress.

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The city of Barcelona has built a humongous penis shaped skyscraper around the famous Sacred Family Cathedral.

 

 

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Shocking pictures here:

 

http://third-secret.pro-forum.co.uk/h57-giant-penis-built-around-the-sacred-family-cathedral-in-barcelona

 

 

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The shocking bit about those pictures is that they were intentionally misleading.. The Agbar Tower is over a kilometre away from Sagrada Familia; still too close to Guadi's masterpiece imho but not right on top of it. Sagrada Familia is/will be about 25 percent taller than the Agbar - which does not show up and its land area about twice that of the tower. The Tower isn't exactly new - its already 3 years old and thus was completed before Sagrada Familia

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