RUN! RUN NOW!

[Moontanman]

It's too late you're screwed...

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaking-authorities-currently-racing-down-highway,34462/

[DevilSolution]

The man in the van never showed up.....darn it.

For some perculiar reason this has made me want to watch forest gump.

[Moontanman]

The man in the van never showed up.....darn it.

For some perculiar reason this has made me want to watch forest gump.

 

 

I knew that guy in the van was iffy, I waited at the safe house for hours... now I'm out the money for the van guy and the safe house....

[DevilSolution]

I knew that guy in the van was iffy, I waited at the safe house for hours... now I'm out the money for the van guy and the safe house....

 

I think they're onto us, these onion people.

[imatfaal]

We have become so weird and the media is so ridiculously pervasive I reckon the onion could switch to the truth and continue to publish for weeks before anyone noticed.

[CaptainPanic]

The Netherlands also has a satire / humor news website (link in Dutch, obviously). But unfortunately, our news is typically so boring that their jokes have to be more mundane as well.

 

Current headlines:

- Dutch government wants to continue the Ministry of the interior and kingdom relations (I'll explain the joke: we've always had that ministery)

- Usain Bolt loses to Dutch Sprinter (our trains are called 'sprinters'. The article comes with a picture of a Dutch train).

- Court of Audits urges more short term thinking by government (joke: in reality we should be doing more long term thinking).

 

Very little violent news would be credible here.

 

Still, I ran. Because I can.