Hollywood Heat

[AzurePhoenix]

Really, who's the bigger slut, the luscious and lascivious lindsey lohan or the hot and hedonistic hillary duff? Why? What are their failings? Their Attributes? Talents? I'm bored, an we were talking about during government today, so I thought I'd get a better idea of the public's opinion before reporting to my class

[-Demosthenes-]

Lisndsey Lohan, duh. Rumors video... holy...

[AzurePhoenix]

True, but have you seen that pic revealing a trojan condom (ribbed for her pleasure) clearly visible through the jelly lining of Duff's purse? She's not even eighteen for god's sake. At least Lohan's a legal skank

[Hellbender]

I speak for a lot of people when I say I am sick of the way popular culture is going these days. I mean, we got Ashlee Simpson, a proven fraud and lip-syncer on the cover of 2 magazines this month. Doesn't anyone know she was caught lip-syncing twice? We don't still have Milli Vanilli gracing the cover of Rolling Stone do we? I read one comment by her saying "I am nothing like Jessica (her older sister, or the person on whose coattails she rode to stardom) I'm more street smart". they are sisters, right? So you mean to tell me they were raised in seperate environments, one in a comfortable suburb home, the other in a ghetto? Give me a break. Its funny when celebrities like singers stop wanting to be known for what got them famous (in this case being Jessica Simpson's sibling) in the first place. Would Ashlee have this phony singing career if her sister never got one? I doubt it. Ahem as you can see I hate Ashlee Simpson. I haven't followed Lohan/Duff much, but I do know they have a sort of rivalry thing, and they are both b**ches. I know it was a big deal when Lohan turned 18 for some reason. These girls are young enough to still be in high school, yet they are considered some kind of "sex symbol" nowadays, which is pretty disgusting. Even if Lohan is 18 and legal, she is still too young for a lot of guys. Anyways I could go on forever, but reading my rants tends to get pretty darn old.

[Hellbender]

Lindsey Lohan, duh. Rumors video... holy...

 

never saw the video, I boycotted MTV, but I have heard about it. Why so contraversial? Actually I could pretty much imagine why.

[-Demosthenes-]

Well pretty much she was a little girl that was in a bunch of Disney movies, and then she got older, and it went downhill form there....

I was just surprised.

True, but have you seen that pic revealing a trojan condom (ribbed for her pleasure) clearly visible through the jelly lining of Duff's purse? She's not even eighteen for god's sake. At least Lohan's a legal skank

Didn't know that, haha, guess it's tied.

[Hellbender]

Well pretty much she was a little girl that was in a bunch of Disney movies' date=' and then she got older, and it went downhill form there....

I was just surprised.[/quote']

 

no, why is her music video so contraversial?

[-Demosthenes-]

It was very Risque, and I compared it to her Disney career, and I was surprised.

[-Demosthenes-]

Those are just about the most funny and honest voting results I've seen all day!

[Hellbender]

gotcha. I figured that was why. Do you think Disney has a problem with this, considering she probably has a contract with them in all? I mean, how many mothers would want to go see a disney movie with their children, starring a barely-legal girl with a "slutty" reputation?

[Hellbender]

Those are just about the most funny and honest voting results I've seen all day!

 

I concur. I expected at least someone to vote for the first three options.

[-Demosthenes-]

Yeah, it seemed she built a reputation as a nice girl in Disney movies, and then turned around and took off some of her clothes and danced on an elevater in a music video.

[AzurePhoenix]

in the music video, she wears a loose, very low cut J-Lo type top, under which her unsupported, unwieldy melons flop around like a ragdoll cat in a cement mixer, then she walks into a rave, sits on a guy's lap, and sucks all the collagen outa his face (which i believe ends up transplanted into her chest, hence her enormous assets)

[AzurePhoenix]

oh, right, as long as she works with disney (currently working on remake of the Lovebug), she has a no nudity clause, but she's still allowed to have sex and get knocked up in half-naked movie scenes until that contract expires in six months or so. and from what i've read, she'll be doing cinema near-porn as soon as that contracts hit the fire.

[Hellbender]

Wow. Considering the popularity of that video and all the bad and good attention, she must be pretty happy right now.

[ecoli]

I speak for a lot of people when I say I am sick of the way popular culture is going these days. I mean, we got Ashlee Simpson, a proven fraud and lip-syncer on the cover of 2 magazines this month. Doesn't anyone know she was caught lip-syncing twice? We don't still have Milli Vanilli gracing the cover of Rolling Stone[/i'] do we? I read one comment by her saying "I am nothing like Jessica (her older sister, or the person on whose coattails she rode to stardom) I'm more street smart". they are sisters, right? So you mean to tell me they were raised in seperate environments, one in a comfortable suburb home, the other in a ghetto? Give me a break. Its funny when celebrities like singers stop wanting to be known for what got them famous (in this case being Jessica Simpson's sibling) in the first place. Would Ashlee have this phony singing career if her sister never got one? I doubt it. Ahem as you can see I hate Ashlee Simpson. I haven't followed Lohan/Duff much, but I do know they have a sort of rivalry thing, and they are both b**ches. I know it was a big deal when Lohan turned 18 for some reason. These girls are young enough to still be in high school, yet they are considered some kind of "sex symbol" nowadays, which is pretty disgusting. Even if Lohan is 18 and legal, she is still too young for a lot of guys. Anyways I could go on forever, but reading my rants tends to get pretty darn old.

 

 

Truer words have never been said!

[Hellbender]

oh, right, as long as she works with disney (currently working on remake of the Lovebug), she has a no nudity clause, but she's still allowed to have sex and get knocked up in half-naked movie scenes until that contract expires in six months or so. and from what i've read, she'll be doing cinema near-porn as soon as that contracts hit the fire.

 

I can see where her career is headed.....

[Hellbender]

Truer words have never been said!

wow thanks. *blushes and bats eyes*

[AzurePhoenix]

what's really sad, that when seen in real life photos and paparazzi pics, she's wierd and leathery and ugly, but when she's in her movies, or all done up for magazine layouts, she's the most gorgeously fiery hot sexy slut in hollywood

[ecoli]

True, but have you seen that pic revealing a trojan condom (ribbed for her pleasure) clearly visible through the jelly lining of Duff's purse? She's not even eighteen for god's sake. At least Lohan's a legal skank

 

They say that picture was probable doctored, though...photoshop put that condom in her bag.

[AzurePhoenix]

and anyway, i doubt disney cares about the near nudity stuff. the only reason disney's survived so long is sex appeal. look at Ariel, Kida, Princess Jasmine, Nani ffom Lilo and Stitch (you saw her hips, right?), even Mirage from the incredibles (another J-Lo top, even if she didn't have t!ts to flaunt). Don't even let me get started on Esmerelda

[Hellbender]

what's really sad, that when seen in real life photos and paparazzi pics, she's wierd and leathery and ugly, but when she's in her movies, or all done up for magazine layouts, she's the most gorgeously fiery hot sexy slut in hollywood

 

I was on a hunor site once which showed a number of pics of her. Now I am Irish, and I know Lohan is an Irish name, plus the red hair and all, she obviously has some Irish in her. I cannot tan worth crap, and I doubt she can either. At best I get lots of freckles, at worst I get seriously sunburnt. This website showed pics of how she really looks and as you said, it is gross. She has an orangy tint to her skin, which I guess he thinks is attractive. I think it is nasty. Her skin does have a dry, leathery look to it, caused from excessive tanning on a fair-skinned person like myself.

[Hellbender]

and anyway, i doubt disney cares about the near nudity stuff. the only reason disney's survived so long is sex appeal. look at Ariel, Kida, Princess Jasmine, Nani ffom Lilo and Stitch (you saw her hips, right?), even Mirage from the incredibles (another J-Lo top, even if she didn't have t!ts to flaunt). Don't even let me get started on Esmerelda

 

ewww.

[AzurePhoenix]

I doubt the duff thing was doctored. sure, it could have been, but every once in a while whatever divine entity we believe in throws us a bone in the form of sex scandal (oftentimes throwing guys their own bones )

[Hellbender]

I doubt the duff thing was doctored. sure, it could have been, but every once in a while whatever divine entity we believe in throws us a bone in the form of sex scandal (oftentimes throwing guys their own bones )

 

I'm sorry to ask so many questions, but what is the Hilary Duff sex-scandal?