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HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

 

http://cognitive-edge.com/blog/entry/3655/hell-explained-by-a-chemistry-student/

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.

 

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

 

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

 

One student, however, wrote the following:

 

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving.

 

I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

 

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

 

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

 

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

 

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

 

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in

 

Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

 

This gives two possibilities:

 

 

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, and then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until 'all Hell breaks loose'.

 

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until 'Hell freezes over'.

 

So which is it?

 

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

 

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

 

This student received the only "A".

 

hell and heaven doesn't exist they are just superstition

and why did he need to explain it????

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Hello again,

 

Now it's been more than an month since I started this post. In the mean time the iron slab has been lying in a bucket of salt water in the garden, fully exposed to wind and weather. As you can see in the images, there is still no sign of rust. Most of the surface is covered in a thin, black film that can be rubbed off with a cloth. As before, a considerable part of the iron is still shining like fresh polished silver, with no sign of rust, oxidation or corrosion of any kind.

 

I still haven't found any satisfying explanation to the phenomenon.

 

Cheers & merry christmas,

Mike

sell it

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I like the way this summary is pulled together. Lots of different issues are summarized, and the focus is broad and data-based. It's called "40 charts that explain the world we live in," and it gives a good sense of where we are, where we used to be, and where we seem to be heading.

 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2014/01/15/40-charts-that-explain-the-world/

 

Here is one of my favorites:

 

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What do you think? Anything surprise you, stand out, or cause you concern or joy?

 

I think this one signifies well the nature of our changing world (increases in education and literacy will impact many downstream measures):

 

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you have done alot to research hats off to u thnx for sharing your knowledge ☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻

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this sight can be officially announced as a cyber nation and moderators as ministers and admin as president and prime minister

 

Not a nation, since there is only 65000 people (2/3 of which haven't made their first post yet).
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