LuTze Posted April 10, 2003 Posted April 10, 2003 BAGHDAD, Iraq (Reuters) - Ex-Iraqi Information Minister, Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf has just completed a press briefing in Baghdad, announcing a change in career. al-Sahhaf, now that his duties keeping the Iraqi population informed of the real facts of the conflict are complete, has decided to go into advertising. His first commercial, to be aired on Qatar-based al-Jazeera television on April 25th, 2003 will be for "Honest Ali's Car Warehouse", in Kuwait. After completing his briefing, al-Sahhaf was taked into custody by US forces for questioning. He could be heard saying "I have you all surrounded. I have bound my hands as not to destroy you and give you a chance to surrender to my overwhelming force. Lay down your arms and walk back to Hollywood. All is good. The mighty forces of Iraq are in control." - Ends
blike Posted April 10, 2003 Posted April 10, 2003 "Infidels! The American army is no where near bahgdad! They all committed suicide upon entering our sacred ground! Those who did not take their own life were slaughtered by Saddam himself!!"
atinymonkey Posted April 11, 2003 Posted April 11, 2003 Not only are Iraq still winning the war, you can buy a natty poster to celibrate the victory. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3602058904&category=208 Yay.
fafalone Posted April 13, 2003 Posted April 13, 2003 http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/
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